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[The first thing Knock Out does after arriving to the medbay is to grab his communicator. It's obvious that he needs some medical help. He looks like he's gone to hell and back, with a nasty wound in his side and most of his finish scratched. He also looks about to go into stasis at any moment and only rage (and probably paranoia) is keeping him awake.]

I seriously wonder what sort of psychological test the Police Force takes before joining because if that's how an agent of the law acts I think we are all screwed.

[Knock Out gives Sentinel a nasty look and then continues.] This pychopath here tried to kill me and...[don't mind that shuffling and abrupt jerking of the video as sentinel grabs the device out of knock out's hands!]

--cannot believe- yeah, no, Knock Out just took a nasty fall because he was speeding in the Junk Pile like a moron. Apparently trying to help mechs you see leaking on the ground counts as attempted murder now?

[He shoots the look back at knock out. screw you, buddy.] Call me a psychopath all you want, I wasn't even anywhere near you when you crashed. Nor does it change the fact I saved your life.

You're welcome, by the way.

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I'm lovable, I know.

We used to have more, but one kept dying and the others disappeared. I can take care of my own, this is just an unfortunate event.

Yeah. Sure. That.

"One kept dying". Well that sounds healthy.

I am detecting hints of doubt in your voice?

More like one kept getting himself in situation where he was either killed or Beverly injured. But that's Ambulon for you.

Never.

Wow. With a name like that, I'll be shocked if the guy didn't turn into an ambulance. Doesn't sound likt the sharpest tool in the shed, though.

Good boy then.

he was part of a gestalt, a group of mech that combine to make an even bigger mech. Do you want to know what he turned into? [It's hilarious, at least to Knock Out.] A LEG.

Wow. Wait, just a leg? Some of the guys from back home could combine into a bigger bot, but they could also turn into vehicles. All this guy had was leg mode?

Just a leg, is was as useful as it sounds.If you all turned into vehicles how did you look while combined? Like a giant crane?

We didn't all turn into vehicles- actually, I'm the only one who didn't. I just turn into a gun and plug into Deckard.

Anyway, no, they mashed together into a bigger, more badass robot.

[Gunmax, there are some things one shouldn't say to someone like Knock Out. He smirks.] Really? I never imagined that Deckard would be the sort of mech who would enjoy that.

Did it had a name?

... Riiiiiight. So, do me a favor and pretend I never said that.

Ooooh yeah it did. Super Build Tiger. Helluva name, right? Guess that's what happens when you're designed in Japan.

[Laughing so much at your expenses, Gundmax, He's not even sorry.] I can't promise I won't ask Deckard how he feels about it but I won't ask you further.

That's probably the most ridiculous name I've ever heard and my kid isn't exactly good at naming things. No offense.

On the one hand, screw you, but on the other hand, I admit I'm kind of curious about how he'd react. [one of his favorite hobbies is teasing Deckard, after all]

None taken, the name is hardly what I'd consider badass. Looked cool, though. Even if they did have a big tiger face plastered to their chest.

Sorry, you aren't my type. And we could always go see Deckard together and ask him how this makes him feel. You know, for science.

Why a tiger, though?

That's a terrible idea. Let's do it.

Because it's cool. At least that's what they told me the reason was.

We could corne--eh, meet him after work.

A very legit reason. For the japanese, that's it.

No no, corner is definitely the right word.

See, that wasn't so much the Japanese as it was the Commissioner being a quirky weirdo. That guy was seriously bizarre. I kinda miss him.

Now we only have to decide the day.

I am afraid to ask how a man like that became the Commissioner but I know that those in charge are often not all right in the head. Was he really that weird?

Eh, whenever. When works for you?

For all his quirkiness, he's damn good at his job. And he treated us right.

Tomorrow morning?

That I know. [He was nice to Knock Out here too.] He's polite too, that's a plus.

Sounds good to me, pal.

Already heard of 'em, huh? And nobody mentioned the tiger thing?

It's a date.

I've been on earth and unlike many mechs here I actually payed attention to humans. [And watched movies.]

What were you doin' on Earth?

Harvesting. Earth had mines of energon that my people needed to survive.

The Cybetron in my universe was a death planet. We managed to restore ti recently.

[At that is technically true. he just forgot to mention all the negative parts such as being a Decepticon and the like.]

Huh. Fair enough. I'm just gonna assume that's another one of those wacky alternate Earths, seein' as I kinda doubt mine had anything like that on it.

[gunmax probably wouldn't care either way. Not his problem, after all]

That's the best choice, trust me. Parallel universes are too weird.

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