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[The first thing Knock Out does after arriving to the medbay is to grab his communicator. It's obvious that he needs some medical help. He looks like he's gone to hell and back, with a nasty wound in his side and most of his finish scratched. He also looks about to go into stasis at any moment and only rage (and probably paranoia) is keeping him awake.]

I seriously wonder what sort of psychological test the Police Force takes before joining because if that's how an agent of the law acts I think we are all screwed.

[Knock Out gives Sentinel a nasty look and then continues.] This pychopath here tried to kill me and...[don't mind that shuffling and abrupt jerking of the video as sentinel grabs the device out of knock out's hands!]

--cannot believe- yeah, no, Knock Out just took a nasty fall because he was speeding in the Junk Pile like a moron. Apparently trying to help mechs you see leaking on the ground counts as attempted murder now?

[He shoots the look back at knock out. screw you, buddy.] Call me a psychopath all you want, I wasn't even anywhere near you when you crashed. Nor does it change the fact I saved your life.

You're welcome, by the way.

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You mean what I did was self defense against an idiot with a gun.

[She's going to correct you about that until it either gets through that thick plating of his or he offlines. Blackarachnia's willing to bet the offlining happens first.]

Bullshit.

[Did he think she was brought online yesterday? Any bot with sensible circuits would doubt a bot like him saying that.]

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[not that... he's been losing sleep over waking up over every tiny noise or anything...]

I have no interest in it. I'm not some Decepticon psychopath who would shoot anyone for no reason.

I sleep wonderfully at night.

[Considering she's pretty sure no one outside of Liege and her Acolyte has any idea where she ACTUALLY sleeps.]

You don't have to be a Decepticon to by a psychopath, there are just as many unhinged Autobots.

I don't care.

[uuuuugh god] Keep calling me that. I don't think you know how wrong you are.

You mean, I know just how right I am.

I'm beginning to think you need someone to look at your circuitry. Wires must be crossed somewhere with how your actions never match up with your words.

That's not true! There's nothing wrong with me.

[hoo boy, rung would have fun with this one.]

[It looks like she hit a button with that.]

Yes there is. No sane bot would go shooting around the junkpile when everyone knows that is is a public place where organics or even other bots might be lurking.

Shooting around there is like taking a blaster into a bar and shooting it off to see what happens.

A sane bot would make sure that there was no-one around before doing something like that.

Which doesn't matter because I didn't shoot him!

Guess that really does make you insane because I don't remember you looking around the last time either.

I doubt you're completely blameless in this. Even if you didn't shoot him, and I bet you tried, then you caused him to crash.

You wouldn't, would you?

[ba might hear a small crack. that's his device.] That's still assuming I shot at him. Which I didn't.

Yes, I would because one of us, that being me, doesn't have their circuits so frayed they have no common sense!

[Oh yeah, she heard that crack. It's a very, very satisfying noise that lets her know just how much she's getting to him.]

Oh yeah? Prove it.

No, you would because it suits you for me to be the bad guy.

[HFFF] If I wanted him hurt, why would I have dragged him back to the medibay?

I don't have to make you out to be the bad guy. You do it to yourself!

[..With maybe a little push from her.]

Yeah you would since he obviously survived the attempt.

No, I don't.

[self awareness is for weenies.]

Nothing was attempted. I don't understand why you can't get that into your head!

Well if you would stop being Denial Prime about everything and actually own up to your mistakes, I MIGHT get those thoughts out of my processor.

[Or not. She's dead set on driving him insane first.]

I own up to them when I make them.

[that'll probably be easier than she's expecting.]

That's funny. You've been making tons of them lately and haven't owned up to a single one.

[Probably, but still fun.]

Now, now, Blackarachnia. I'm not exactly Knock Out's best friend, but I wouldn't call saving his life a mistake.

[Her optics narrow.]

Yes you would if it saved your own aft in the process.

When he initially crashed, he didn't even know I was there. If I wanted to murder him like you and everyone else seem so convinced I was trying to, I would've just left him to bleed out.

[was that another crack? maybe.]

[Good. Hearing those cracks is like music to her.]

Unless you thought the "accident" could be traced back to your blaster and felt you still needed to cover your aft with the Police Force.

Or you know, anyone that might have been around the Junk pile.

[she hasn't managed to make him throw it, yet!

he sighs deeply, pinches his 'nose', and speaks very slowly like he's talking to a slow child.] I didn't shoot him. I understand that you need to desperately try to incriminate me at every chance you get to feel better about yourself, but it's not happening, okay?

[No, but, she's working on it.]

I don't have to incriminate you on every little glitch you make. You do it yourself and I just want you to own up to your mistakes Glitch Prime.

Keep up those stellar insults and I might not have the presence of mind to even talk to you anymore. Your burns are that bad.

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