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[The first thing Knock Out does after arriving to the medbay is to grab his communicator. It's obvious that he needs some medical help. He looks like he's gone to hell and back, with a nasty wound in his side and most of his finish scratched. He also looks about to go into stasis at any moment and only rage (and probably paranoia) is keeping him awake.]

I seriously wonder what sort of psychological test the Police Force takes before joining because if that's how an agent of the law acts I think we are all screwed.

[Knock Out gives Sentinel a nasty look and then continues.] This pychopath here tried to kill me and...[don't mind that shuffling and abrupt jerking of the video as sentinel grabs the device out of knock out's hands!]

--cannot believe- yeah, no, Knock Out just took a nasty fall because he was speeding in the Junk Pile like a moron. Apparently trying to help mechs you see leaking on the ground counts as attempted murder now?

[He shoots the look back at knock out. screw you, buddy.] Call me a psychopath all you want, I wasn't even anywhere near you when you crashed. Nor does it change the fact I saved your life.

You're welcome, by the way.

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[sentinel has a special way of dealing with these things.]

What's your point?

[Seems like a very healthy way.]

That you are the most emotionally constipated bot i've met after Perceptor. But I don't think anybody can't be as bad as him. You need to loosen up, it would do you good. [He has a few idea about how to accomplish that.]

I'm not emotionally... whatever that is. Nor do I need or want to know what you'd consider loosening up is.

Constipated. Relaxing? Not being worried you are going to pop a wheel all of sudden because someone did something that annoyed you.

I can relax! [that's... that's a type of paperwork, right?

a beat.] Everyone annoys me all the time. I doubt anyone could do anything to do that.

What do you do to relax? Don't tell me you plow things.

If that happens to you with everyone perhaps the problem aren't us.

What? Do I look like a worker? No, I...

[.. what DOES he do to relax?? he doesn't really... do that...]

Paperwork?

...

Paperwork.

Why, hello Ultra Magnus Jr.

Getting the job done takes precedence over having fun.

But I didn't ask about your work or doubted that. I asked you what do you do to relax once work is over.

[work............over?????]

The answer is still the same.

[It's what happens when you aren't doing shit or sleeping.]

So you don't have hobbies or know how to have fun. That explains a lot.

[slee....ping....???]

Just because what I do to entertain myself isn't the same as you, doesn't mean it's any worse.

[It's when you close your optics for a while.]

But you do nothing entertaining! [He's really upset about this for some reason. Come on even the vehicons had hobbies!]

[doesn't sound familiar.]

Yeah, to you.

[Now that explain your constant grumpiness.]

I have plenty of hobbies.

Yeah? Name three. Overloading after looking at your reflection doesn't count.

Racing, designing weapons and working on paintjobs. You should be thankful for the last one.

[He makes a face.] That's really gross, even coming from you.

A medic that designs weapons? Colour me suspicious.

[snort] Don't tell me that's something even you find disgusting.

A medic that lived most of his time in war times, yes. Learning about them helped me to know the damage they could cause.

Believe it or not, I do have standards. That was rude and crass.

Complain more, maybe it'll have some effect.

[he rubs his face and leans his elbows on the berth. they've both been yelling at each other for a while now and he is pretty goddamn tired from carrying knock out's fat ass back from the junk pile.]

That's why you do it all the time? It's really worth it in the end?

[There, there, you enjoy this sort of fights. Everyone needs to blow steam now and then.] Why don't you go rest in one of the berths? The clinic would look bad if you pass out on the floor.

I didn't drag you all the way back from the Junk Pile just to let you bleed out on that berth because I'm a little bit tired.

[he's gonna ollie the fuck outtie the second wing/spine/sora shows up, real talk. the first part of what knock out says is completely ignored in favour of him continuing his "i'm a hero" bullshit.]

Awww, you do care.

[Sentinel so tsundere.]

No.

[no.]

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