[video]

[raceme]

[The video opens with Blurr holding a datapand and looking serious and professional. Behind him there's 'Buddy', his assigned acolyte, who has been repainted with Vector's color so Blurr can tell him apart from the others acolytes.]

Greetings everyone.

To all of the new refugees;

My name is Blurr, Second-in-command of the Police Force. If you find yourself in need of aid please don't doubt to come to us, we will do everything in our power to ensure your safety.

To remaining citizen;:

Recently there has been more activity regarding the Lambda. I'm here to announce that the following members of the Police Force had gone missing: Albert Heinrich, Chromedome, Perceptor, Power Joe and Prowl.

Because of this, the Police Force will go thought a restructuring and shift rescheduling so we can be more efficient and cover all the territory of the Haven in safer way. I'll keep you updated.

On a much happier note, Miss Cinderella had joined our group as the new secretary of the Headquarters. Let's all give her a warm welcome.

That's all for today, thank you for your attention.

Comments

[Video]

[leap_before_look]

That many...and even Prowl?

Where could they have gone..?

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

Be careful of Prowl's desk, by the way.

I might have booby trapped it.

[video]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

[ooooh that's. Kind of a lot of people. And at least two of them Drift had wanted to touch base with.]

Is it common for so many people to go missing all at once?

[Video]

[raceme]

Those were only the Police Force remembers. Many more dissappeared in those last weeks.

Back to their own world, I hope.

[video]

[raceme]

Does it bite?

What's a booby trap? [HA HA your Earth sex jokes are lost on him, Man.]

[Video]

[leap_before_look]

Does this happen often?

...then...there's a way to get home?

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

No, but it might explode into confetti.

It's like a regular trap, but with boobies.

[actually no it doesn't involve boobies at all]

[video]

[raceme]

[He only listed those who were part of the Police Force. Mirage, Sideswipe, Kay, Wheeljack...there's many more who left all of sudden. Blurr's not a happy mech today.]

No, not really. I think is the first time it happened. The Lambda sometimes brings here a lot of people at the same time, maybe this time its power was inverted.

[originaldragoon]

That is quite a few officers whom have lost...

[Meaning she's going to be busy, not that she minds.]

Re: [video]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

[that's like a billion people ok]

So it isn't normal.

[Andddd that's troubling. Somebody was going to be keeping an unnecessarily close eye on his roommate for a while.]

Well, anyway. I'm not exactly the law enforcement type, but if there's anything I can do to help ease your burden, feel free to let me know. It sounds like you've got your work cut out for you.

[video]

[raceme]

It if does that, you are cleaning it.

What's a boobie?

[Like Blurr could tell. Congrats Gunmax, you will have the honor to explain human lady anatomy to him.]

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

Just don't open it, baby! Long as the drawers stay closed, no explosion!

[plus he's feeling lazy]

Y'ever seen a human female before? It's those fleshy lumps on their chests. It actually has nothing to do with booby traps though. Actually, I have no idea why booby traps are called booby traps.

[raceme]

Officers, yes. I'm not counting the citizens, the list is longer.

[He feels you, Rose.]

[video]

[raceme]

[Sadly it is.]

Not really. I hope it's the last time it happens. I wonder, if this was really the Lamdba or I should be worrying about some sort of a attack from Unicron.

[You get a small smile for that, Drift.] Thank you, I'll keep it in mind. We will manage I'm sure, we always do, but if we need an extra hand I'll call you.

[video]

[raceme]

I think I'm going to pass for now but I'll keep it in mind. [Instead, he's going to change Gunmax's desk for Prowl and wait for the tragedy to unfold.]

Yes I did. Are those detachable too? I did not know they could put them on places other than their own body.

Maybe someone with boobies invented them? A she human?

[video]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Couldn't hurt to investigate, right?

[Aww Blurr, Drift gives you a friendly smile back] I mean it. Even if it's something as simple as janitorial work. I've got too much free time as it is.

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

[OH GOD do it.]

No. What? No. Humans can't just pop parts off of themselves. That's weird. That's creepy.

[Video]

[raceme]

Thankfully not. Perhaps there were strange fluctuations involving the time space continuum that is the Lambda. I wish I could tell you for sure but I'm no scientist.

More or less. I learned that some people leave and when they come back they remember being on their worlds. So it's a possibility. we can not control it, though.

[glass_secret]

Thank you for the welcome, Sweetie.

Looks like the Force is going to be short staffed for a while though.

Re: [video]

[raceme]

[Oh, he will. Blur was part of the Intel guard because he knows how to trick people and be sly too.]

But they do that with the hair. Oh and their feet too. [WHAT ARE SHOES, HOW DO THOSE WORK. Aren't those part of the body? Blurr can't tell.]

[raceme]

Don't mention it, Cindy. I hope you like your new desk? I had to made it specially for your size.

At the beginning it was only me, I'm sure we can manage.

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

My god you're sheltered.

They don't take their hair off. They can like, get it cut and it'll grow back. And they don't take their feet off. Don't tell me you've never heard of shoes before.

[shut up blurr you're kind of adorable]

Re: [video]

[raceme]

Not at all. Investigating is often the most important part.

[Nice. It last a second but have a soft chuckhole.] I think we can find you a more suitable job. Like training the newbies, if we get some.

[video]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Huh. It's been a really long time since I've properly trained anyone, but I think that's something I could do. You mean combat training?

[video]

[raceme]

I'm not! Ijusthaventgiventhemasuchofacloserlook.

Shoes?

[Ain't he? The idiot.]