re_alignment | [Video] [Originating from the Megatronus Temple place]

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[Video] [Originating from the Megatronus Temple place]

[It goes without saying that Ironhide doesn't appreciate waking up in an unfamiliar room AND have a tattoo of some kind stuck on his arm without his knowing. Maybe there were weirdos out there who like this sort of thing, but Ironhide is proud to not be one of them.

Several possibilities pop into his mind, and none of them good. Most of them involve Decepticons. This is good because that means he doesn't have to hold back, though why'd they let him keep his weapons is completely beyond him...]

I figure this place has about ten seconds before I blow it to pieces, so for your sakes I'd better get some answers before then.

Also if any you Decepticons wanna dance, I have a party waiting right here for you.

[There's a click and one of Ironhide's giant cannons is displayed in full view. He's going to shoot something before this post is done one way or another, you can count on that.]

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Last I checked, Cybertron wasn't exactly liveable for humans.

[Further proof that everyone has their heads screwed on backwards.]

It isn't?

Well uh...this is awkward then, isn't it.

Ugh...

[Don't they already have enough going on in their lives without the added addition of whatever's going on here?]

Don't you humans need to eat? How do you do that here exactly?

Well that's the thing! There's a Junkpile where stuff just falls into, and there's things like cans of food and stuff there!

Not to mention I have a Swiss Roll.

And I suppose you get water and clothing from there as well? From what I know about humans, that doesn't sound that sanitary. Also, do the Decepticons ever give you any trouble?

...What's a Decepticon?

[Sorry, that's just what caught her attention the most.]

...Nothing you need to worry about I guess.

Any Cybertronian messes with you, just let me know and I'll deal with them.

Wow, that's really nice of you, Mr. Ironhide!

Not that I can't handle it on my own...I just need a weapon.

A weapon is a bad idea if you don't know how to use it.

It'd be better if you just let me know. As an Autobot, it's my duty to protect life such as you.

So if anyone makes you upset, give me call and I'll set 'em straight.

You got it! Thanks, 'Hide!

[She gives him a little salute, a smile spreading across that face of hers.]

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