1st Video

[patchjob]

Huh. Ain't the way I was expectin' to get to Cybertron, but not like I'm gonna complain at the end result.

[Have a massive brute of a Cybertronian everyone. From the look of things, he's still hanging out where he woke up- in Megatronus' temple. A few of his acolytes are barely visible in the background, largely hidden behind Breakdown, though they seem to be...well, cleaning. Evidently, he didn't take waking up in a strange place well. Something made evident enough when he turns to address them, and some of the remains are plainly visible.]

Sorry 'bout the mess, didn't know you were friendlies! Make it up to ya later!

[...yep. He'd just gone and straight out dismantled the first Acolyte he saw. And then the next. And a third. He was working through the fourth before any were able to calm him down enough to explain what was going on. Par for the course, really. The guy didn't exactly have a good track record when it came to booting up in strange places. Or for keeping a level head once his energon started pumping.]

This whole setup means Lord Megatron won, right? I mean, the mechs here answer to someone callin' themselves Megatronus, so that's gotta be a good start.

[Have fun bursting that bubble. Granted, you might want to consider the risk involved before making the attempt.]

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[Video]

[knight_light]

[Here, let Wing have the honors.] Actually, you're on a Cybertron where there has been no war. The Megatronus the Acolytes have referred to is one of the First Forged.

[Video]

[patchjob]

Are you damaged? How's that even make sense?

[Because seriously, that seems more than a little far fetched. And Breakdown's not the science-y type, let alone the science fiction type. He just smashes stuff and helps out in the lab.]

Identify yourself or get off this channel.

[He'd worry about how someone else managed to even get on his frequency later. And probably only ask the Acolytes about it once he failed to figure it out on his own.]

[Video]

[treacherous_widow]

Sorry to burst your bubble Smasher, but bucket head isn't here. Those Acolytes you just happened to dismantle belong to one of the Firstforged, Megatronus Prime. So have fun explaining why the slag you smashed his toys.

[If the brute was around anyway. She's not sure where they went at this point.]

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[deadlydoctor]

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done~

[deadlydoctor]

BREAKDOWN!?

[What the heck, seriously. He thought he was never ever seeing you again.]

[chaosgoddess]

A man of action are you? [She's in the temple too, floating around.] Who's Megatron?

[Video]

[patchjob]

I were you slaghead, I'd be real careful 'bout my choice of words. Lord Megatron deserves the utmost respect.

[Sure, he only rarely doles it out to those in his service, and usually only for a job well done, but Breakdown's more than willing to chalk it up to a tough love sort of mentality.]

[Video]

[patchjob]

Knockout?

[Hey, least he recognizes you, right?]

Mind fillin' me in on what the frag's goin' on here? The pointy one's talkin' nonsense, and the ugly one's about as useful as an energon leak.

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[deadlydoctor]

You are not a walking corpse, I mean, you aren't not Silas right' Because if you are playing tricks I swear to Primus I'm going to pull you apart in a really slowly way!

[And with a lot of pointy things. Knock Out's practically yelling at the screen.]

[Video >action] 2/2

[deadlydoctor]

[Alright, deep breaths.]


...you really are...you? I thought I'd never....Don't go anywhere I'm coming there so we can talk in person.

[patchjob]

Your superior, Fleshie.

[What even are you. None of the humans he's had to deal with look like you, that's for sure. Well, not mostly, anyway. You've got the hair thing goin' on, and the whole "flyin" thing.]

[patchjob]

Who else would I be? Now you're the one talkin' nonsense.

[Yeah, this'd definitely take an in-person thing. Whole process'd go a lot smoother.]

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

"Lord Megatron" Deserves to go do us all a favor and offline himself in a slag pit.

[Yeah, no. Any bot with the name 'Megatron' does not reserve respect in her books. She's had too many bad experiences with them to care.]

So why don't you shut that hole you call a mouth and focus more on getting cozy because you're going to be stuck here awhile.

[deadlydoctor]

A lot happened while you were d...gone. A whole lot. I'll explain in a few minutes, my friend.

[Yeah he's getting there, fast. The joys of turning into an sports car. He needs to see this in person and make sure no one's trying to fool him again. It won't be pretty if that's the case.

Once Knock Out arrives to the temple he walks pass the Acolytes (and their remains on the floor) paying them no mind. He stops a few feet away from Breakdown, stud tying him.]

What's the last thing you remember?

Re: [Video]

[knight_light]

Step outside and look around. I can nearly guarantee this isn't the Cybertron you know.

My name is Wing, and this is an open channel to all in the city. Who might you be?

[chaosgoddess]

I very much doubt it, honey. Do you even know who are you talking with?

[First clue that she is not human then.]

[Video]

[patchjob]

Maybe I can start by beatin' that ugly slagheap of a face into somethin' easier to look at!

[Well, that calm demeanor he had at the start of his broadcast is long gone now, considering he's practically snarling at the smaller bot.]

Maybe somethin' quieter, too!

Action!

[patchjob]

Airachnid.

[He'll spare you the sordid details. But considering that less-than-welcoming tone of voice, it's pretty safe to assume what exactly he's referring to. It actually takes him a moment to calm down, but at least he's not speaking through gritted teeth when he continues...err, so to speak.]

How'd you 'n the Cons get me back online, anyway?

Video

[patchjob]

Yeah. A filthy skinjob I'm gonna enjoy turnin' into a bad paintjob!

[...let's be honest, he's not very good at deducing things.

Or self restraint. Which is why at least one of his fists has since been replaced by a giant hammer.]

[Video]

[patchjob]

'Fraid I can't do that, Pointy. Waitin' on a friend o' mine. But I'll keep it in mind.

The name's Breakdown.

[And now for the million dollar question...]

Decepticon or Autobot?

Re: Action!

[deadlydoctor]

She's gone now, for good.

[Knock Out knows, they don't have to go into further detail. He will also keep to himself what happened to Breakdwon's corpse.]

We couldn't do that. You have been dead for more than two years. [Blunt but to the point, that's Knock Out for you.] The lambda, that thing outside shinning in the sky, it's a rift in the space-time continuum. It can pull people here form all realities and at any moment in time. That's why you are here now, this is not our Cybertron.

Video

[chaosgoddess]

I don't even know what's a skinjob but unless that's the word you use to call a God you are terribly mistaken.

[Why deduce when you can hulksmash?]