1st Video

[patchjob]

Huh. Ain't the way I was expectin' to get to Cybertron, but not like I'm gonna complain at the end result.

[Have a massive brute of a Cybertronian everyone. From the look of things, he's still hanging out where he woke up- in Megatronus' temple. A few of his acolytes are barely visible in the background, largely hidden behind Breakdown, though they seem to be...well, cleaning. Evidently, he didn't take waking up in a strange place well. Something made evident enough when he turns to address them, and some of the remains are plainly visible.]

Sorry 'bout the mess, didn't know you were friendlies! Make it up to ya later!

[...yep. He'd just gone and straight out dismantled the first Acolyte he saw. And then the next. And a third. He was working through the fourth before any were able to calm him down enough to explain what was going on. Par for the course, really. The guy didn't exactly have a good track record when it came to booting up in strange places. Or for keeping a level head once his energon started pumping.]

This whole setup means Lord Megatron won, right? I mean, the mechs here answer to someone callin' themselves Megatronus, so that's gotta be a good start.

[Have fun bursting that bubble. Granted, you might want to consider the risk involved before making the attempt.]

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[Video]

[knight_light]

[Here, let Wing have the honors.] Actually, you're on a Cybertron where there has been no war. The Megatronus the Acolytes have referred to is one of the First Forged.

[Video]

[patchjob]

Are you damaged? How's that even make sense?

[Because seriously, that seems more than a little far fetched. And Breakdown's not the science-y type, let alone the science fiction type. He just smashes stuff and helps out in the lab.]

Identify yourself or get off this channel.

[He'd worry about how someone else managed to even get on his frequency later. And probably only ask the Acolytes about it once he failed to figure it out on his own.]

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[knight_light]

Step outside and look around. I can nearly guarantee this isn't the Cybertron you know.

My name is Wing, and this is an open channel to all in the city. Who might you be?

[Video]

[treacherous_widow]

Sorry to burst your bubble Smasher, but bucket head isn't here. Those Acolytes you just happened to dismantle belong to one of the Firstforged, Megatronus Prime. So have fun explaining why the slag you smashed his toys.

[If the brute was around anyway. She's not sure where they went at this point.]

[Video]

[patchjob]

I were you slaghead, I'd be real careful 'bout my choice of words. Lord Megatron deserves the utmost respect.

[Sure, he only rarely doles it out to those in his service, and usually only for a job well done, but Breakdown's more than willing to chalk it up to a tough love sort of mentality.]

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[treacherous_widow]

"Lord Megatron" Deserves to go do us all a favor and offline himself in a slag pit.

[Yeah, no. Any bot with the name 'Megatron' does not reserve respect in her books. She's had too many bad experiences with them to care.]

So why don't you shut that hole you call a mouth and focus more on getting cozy because you're going to be stuck here awhile.

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[deadlydoctor]

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[deadlydoctor]

[chaosgoddess]

A man of action are you? [She's in the temple too, floating around.] Who's Megatron?

[patchjob]

Your superior, Fleshie.

[What even are you. None of the humans he's had to deal with look like you, that's for sure. Well, not mostly, anyway. You've got the hair thing goin' on, and the whole "flyin" thing.]

[chaosgoddess]

I very much doubt it, honey. Do you even know who are you talking with?

[First clue that she is not human then.]

[neverputincharge]

[Wow, lamba. He swears to Primus one of these days he's throwing a grenade at it.

Haha, he thinks the cons won, yeah. He's going to enjoy breaking his spark. His voice is neutral and showing no emotion when he speaks. Except he might be a little smug over getting a one up on his rival for once.]

Cons won? Ha! Newsflash, Megatron's dead back home. [Not completely a lie either.] War's over, and the Autobots won.

Oh yeah, and you're dead too. [Frags to give at this point = 0]

[patchjob]

Bulkheeead! Good to see ya!

[Hey, he's aware he died. No real news there. But he'll just go ahead and ignore pretty much everything else.]

Can't even tell a lie to save your spark, though. How's about a nice little reunion party? Just you, me, and the parts I'm gonna break off ya! Whaddya say?

[neverputincharge]

Who said I was lyin'? Stil too hard headed to take the truth, good to know death didn'ttake away that.

Don't believe me, ask Knock Out. He was there.

[Just ignoring the reunion bit for the moment.]

[video]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

[aw come on, beating up on the acolytes is just mean. Hippybot is unimpressed.]

I take it you haven't heard the alternate universe spiel yet. Did you even listen to the acolytes, or were you too busy dismembering them?

[video]

[patchjob]

Heard it. Havin' trouble buyin' it.

And hey, not like I wanted to scrap 'em. But the last time I came back online someplace I don't remember goin', I came out of it missin' an optic.

[Just in case Drift here's one of those bots not so good with their imagination, Breakdown points a finger at the slab of metal over his eye just to make sure the other bot follows him.]

Wasn't real eager to chance a repeat.

[...surprisingly, that regret, or as close to genuine regret as a big brute like Breakdown can convey, actually sounds genuine.]

[video]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

I did at first too, honestly. It's true, though. Everyone here is living proof of it. Hell, we have two different Starscreams.

And... okay, I suppose I can't blame you for reacting like that.

[Video]

[originaldragoon]

[Why does it always seem that those who appear in Megatronus's temple are the ones taking apart the poor Acolytes? By way, have a human!]

No one has won anything here. This Cybertron is still in it infancy, and the Megatronus the Acolytes were talking about is one of the First Forged.

[Video]

[patchjob]

You mean nobody's won anything yet. This planet's as new as everybody keeps sayin' it is, we still got plenty of time, skinjob.

[Video]

[originaldragoon]

[Oh Soa, he's going to be a pigheaded one. Rose can already feel the headache coming on.]

In case you have not noticed, no one is fighting. There is no war. We're all too busy dealing with whatever Unicron and Lambda might throw at us next.

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[loyalflier]

...I wonder how many Acolytes have ended up as naught but scrap at this point.

[Video]

[patchjob]

Hey, they keep creepin' up on dangerous bots like that, it's gonna be a lot more. Gonna have to work with 'em on that.

Maybe help 'em brush up on some basic combat techniques while I'm at it. Don't wanna any more of 'em gettin' scrapped if I can help it.

[video]

[tower_bound]

[She doesn't even want to ask or even think about what happened before his video.]

It... might not be the Cybertron you remember. It seems like a lot of the robots don't recall it being like this, Lambda or otherwise.

But, um... who's Lord Megatron? He sounds important.

[Granted, anyone with a "lord" in front of their name seems like someone worth knowing of.]

[video]

[patchjob]

Lord Megatron is the rightful ruler of Cybertron, and the leader of the Decepticons, human. Be a good idea to keep that in mind, case the big bot ever shows up.