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[You know what Haven needs more of? Gunmax covered head to toe in rainbow glitter. It's like the thing you never knew you wanted until right now.

Gunmax doesn't seem too thrilled about it, though. Impressed, maybe, but not thrilled. He just frowns for a moment, glances of camera at something to frown some more, huffs indignantly (totally blowing glitter from his vents in the process), and then faces the camera again.]

Just a little public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood bike cop.

Blurr. Sucks. Blurr sucks like a black hole filled with vacuum cleaners.

That's all.

[And end.]

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Hnnnnn... Okay, closest after that one.

The lake, I think.

Sounds like I'm gonna be throwing myself in a lake, then. Not exactly how I planned to spend my evening, but hey.

It's not that bad. I've done it before.

Long as there's nothin' gross in there, I guess I don't have anything to whine about.

Define... gross.

Like... fish? Frog poop. Toxic waste. Y'know, gross stuff.

I don't think anything even lives in that lake...

So no toxic waste? Score.

Would that even effect us?

Y'know, probably not. But I mean, you never know, right? This place is weird enough, it could happen.

... If you're worried, call Ratchet afterward.

But I was fine.

Psssh, I'm not worried. Just being dramatic.

... You should probably check with him anyway.

To make sure he's still there.

[HNNNNNGHHH KAGEROOOOOOOOOOOOU]

Yeah... I'll check on him.

...

Thank you.

No problem, buddy. I'll keep you updated.

You still deserve thanks.

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