[Video/action | The Junkpile]

[deadlydoctor]

[The video starts with Knock Out in the middle of the junkpile, his blue firelizard perched on his shoulder, flapping its wings with anxiety and looking at the sky.]

I knew that peace wouldn’t last. Anybody else has seen the shiny display? The Lambda is up to something again and…eh...?

[There’s a loud thud and Knock Out turns to face two mutated boars growling and charging at him. They’re not the fasted creature but they’re really nasty looking and seriously? Zombie boars now? Knock Out is so done with this place he swears to primus…

With an irritated sigh he raises his left hand. It changes into a path blaster, not a weapon medics come equipped with very often (or ever), and the boars are blasted away withing seconds. ]

Thank you ‘Cade for the upgrade. [Knock Out murmurs to himself and then focus his attention on the feed again.]  I really hate this place sometimes. Who wants roasted pork for dinner?

Comments

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[primest]

[SIIIIIIIIGH]

Bring one back for examination and don't go back out there without the proper shielding and radiation.

[a small pause while he considers who he's talking to.] A dead one, Knock Out. I wouldn't put it past you to release a live one into one of the temples. Just [ANOTHER SIGH] don't.

video

[deadlydoctor]

Aw...[How did you know he wanted to do that?] Always ruining my fun.

But it's sweet to see you care, Sentinel. Are you outside the temples?

Re: video

[primest]

[BECAUSE HE'S SPOKEN TO YOU MORE THAN ONCE, SHITLORD.]

Ish. At the police force headquarters right now, why?

[deadlydoctor]

[WHEN DID YOu BECOME SUCH A SMARTASS.]

Because those things, and some other much weirder are everwhere and It'd broke my Spark to see you get hurt. You don't have firepower, right?

[Did he ever see you fight' He can't remember.]

[primest]

[it's been inside him the entire time~~~~~~~~~]

I have means of protection and I am perfectly capable of defending myself.

[he's going to pretend that's genuine concern because it makes him feel better.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Put it back in!]

Do you really have them?

I am a busy mech, I can't patch you up every time you get almost shanked. Which, let me remind you, happens almost once a week.

[It could be.]

[primest]

I have my lance and shield, so yes.

[INDIGNANT SNORT.] Twice, Knock Out. Almost a year apart. Besides, 'almost' wouldn't require fixing up.

[deadlydoctor]

You what? You never told me you were a knight like Wing. [Oh god that mental image is both amusing and brain breaking.] Did you used to ride a mighty steed too?

Twice is already two too many. Who's the medic here? Not you, So I'll judge that.

You also got your head cut off. [Who's fault was that, though? Ohhh dunno.]

[primest]

Because of you and Blitzwing. That doesn't count.

It's not like some stupid organics are gonna get the better of me, anyway.

[HUFF]

[deadlydoctor]

Fair point.

You can't ever be 100% sure with organics they can be really tricky. [The little son of a glitch.]

[primest]

Of course it's fair. Sometimes I have nightmares of being bombed by morons again. You should be arrested for causing psychological damage, misuse of live weaponry and having illegally low IQ.

[#rekt]

They are pretty disgusting.

[deadlydoctor]

Shall I remind you that you almost killed me a few weeks ago???? if something, we are even.

[JERK >:U]

And so...filled with stuff. [Knock Out looks down at the bloody dead boar.]

[primest]

No, no. I saved you.

[HE'S STILL IN DENIAL OKAY]

They're disgusting, yes. Don't bring any of their... insides into the temples, either.

[deadlydoctor]

Only after you tried to save me. Probably to have an alibi.

[KO'S STILL BUTTMAD.]

I'll keep those to myself, don't worry. I have a special room in the clinic for specimens like this. They still need to be investigated so we can figure out where they come from.

Not very interested in science, are you?

[primest]

I sure don't regret doing that at all.

[FACEPALM.]

Of course I'm interested in science. I'm not, however, interested in organic juices all over the temples.

[deadlydoctor]

Admit it, you can't live without me even if you try to kill me from time to time.

[Silly mech.]

Tsh. [And the mocking tone is back.] What sort of science has you been deign that there's no juicy bits around??? `The wrong king of science, he's sure.]

[primest]

I'm not even going to merit that with a response.

[UGH so tsundere]

I don't do science. But I know it's supposed to be kept in one room.

[deadlydoctor]

I'll take that as a yes.

[TSUDNERE MEET NARCISSIST.]

No if you need to keep your science in different colored jars. Science ahs those things.

[primest]

[HEY HE'S A NARCISSIST TOO >:U]

Okay. I don't care.

[deadlydoctor]

[KO CLAIMED THAT FIRST U CAN'T BE EVERYTHING.]

And here I was trying to have a relatively harmless conversation with your for once. What do you like to do then, when you aren't working?

[primest]

[YES HE CAAAAN]

You've already asked me that. The answer hasn't changed.

[deadlydoctor]

[THEN WE MUST FIGHT TO DEATH FOR THE TITLE.]

You didn't give me a proper answer the first time, you just said more work. I was hoping something could have changed.

[primest]

[""fight""? ]

That was like... two weeks ago!

[deadlydoctor]

["Sexy fight" Maybe. If you are a bad boy.]

Exactly! Plenty of time for you to come up with something.

[primest]

I don't need to come up with anything; what I already do is enough.