[Video] Too many Starscreams in the kitchen ruin the plot

[sparkless]

[The video shows Starscream lounging in his quarters at Supreme Buckethead's Megatronus Prime's haven. By the view from his window its readily apparent he's chosen the highest room he could find unoccupied on one of the two towers.]

Alright, let's get this out of the way right now.

Exactly how many worthless copies of me are there? I'm sick of being mixed up with fat versions, skinny versions, blocky versions... its ridiculous.

So. I've devised a brilliant way of distinguishing us all. No more confusion. [No more undeserved punches in the face.]

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Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

Just hearing about them has been enough for me. [Snort]

[He raises a brow ridge.] A split-spark sibling? Absolutely not! My brilliance and good looks could never have naturally been shared with another!

She's merely a clone.

audio

[not_halfbaked]

...What's a clone?

[Video]

[sparkless]

One part cannon fodder, and three parts annoying.

Re: [Video] (OOC: I love how this puzzled face has become Korra's most used icon at this point)

[not_halfbaked]

Where do clones come from?

Re: [Video] XD I love it too.

[sparkless]

Aspiring army builder, eh? It just so happens I have the recipe right here.

1 protoform
1 all spark fragment
1 flawless personality

Bake for several minutes in a lab. Easy.

re: [video] XD I love it too.

[not_halfbaked]

[Korra recognizes the word 'protoform.' Slipstream had mentioned that. But the other....]

"All spark fragment?" What's that? Why's it fragmented?

...And actually, what do you mean by 'flawless personality?' Are you being--are you being literal?

[Video]

[sparkless]

[Okay, this game is getting boring.] You are just full of questions, aren't you?

Maybe you should go ask some autobots? You know, the one's who care? Because I'm fresh out of answers for now.

I will answer that last one though. [Grin] I am a genius. Extremely witty. A literal mastermind. Positively charismatic. Notorious for my inspiring speeches. Just to name a few. So, yes. Flawless.

Re: [Video]

[not_halfbaked]

[Snickers.]

Tired you out, Commander?

Just one more thing--I dunno, is there a message you want me to pass along to Slipstream for you?

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

Using my title, eh? I'll give you a point for that.

[He thinks about that for a few seconds.] Oh, just tell her: 'I didn't know you cared'. That should do.

Re: [Video]

[not_halfbaked]

Guess I can do that next time I see her.

See you around Megatronus' temple, neighbor.

[Korra gives a slight amused smirk.]

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

Have fun~

And I'll be sure to look for a disembodied voice next time I'm in the hallways. [Not using video? So cowardly!]

[audio cuts to video, showing a human girl]

[not_halfbaked]

Disemb--OH.

[Korra fiddles with her Link device.]

There, can you see me now?

Sorry about that, I've never used tech like this before; my world's never combined telephones with moving pictures. Thought I had handle on it, but I guess not....

[Video]

[sparkless]

A human? [Starscream laughs. This is probably the longest conversation he's ever had with one.]

I'm not surprised. Your kind is so far behind in technology. [But incredibly useful as hostages.]

Re: [Video]

[not_halfbaked]

Aren't you guys incredibly old though? You've had way more time than us to develop all this new tech!

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

Another reason we are superior!

Re: [Video]

[not_halfbaked]

That's--wait, so you never met a people older than you guys? You're the oldest?

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

Still bored of answering questions. Try me tomorrow.

Re: [Video]

[not_halfbaked]

[Korra frowns, but more out of wondering if these Cybertronian guys are even older than the spirits.]

Later then. Thanks for answering what you could.

And good luck with the other 'Screams.~