re_alignment | [AUDIO TRANSMISSION]

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tf: prime | dead end (occ)

[AUDIO TRANSMISSION]

[Someone has the best timing from wandering out of the badlands.]

I died, didn't I? ...Figures. I look horrible... If I did, what was the point in bringing me back? I'm not exactly worth anything. Seems like a wasted effort.

My processor is killing me. Don't... really know where I am right now. Not that it matters, I'll probably just end up dead again.

...

The planet's not about to explode and kill us all, right? It would be my luck to come back just for that.

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No one is going to work for a bot that eats people.

[He's not that dumb. And what's that about it getting blown up? That is a very good point there, allow him to build on that.]

It would likely get blown up no matter where I put it.

Then a) Don't eat people or b) Don't tell them you do. There's a little thing called privacy. You should try it one day.

[Or he can open the bar and work alone but that sounds boring. People is not actively trying to kill you Deads, stop with your paranoia.]

Why would anybody blow up a bar?

If it worries you so much, put it inside one of the temples.
I suggest Solus's. [Not biased at all.]

Just about everyone already knows, remember?

And the universe hates me, that's reason enough...

Is this because you want drinks more often?

And look at that, you are still alive. They must not care as much as you think.

Can you cut it off with the self pity party?

No. [Maybe.] I can drink as much as I want when I want it. But you owning your own bar could actually help yourself and sure won't hurt us.

I just got back, give it time.

...Yes, sir.

[By which he means no.]

Maybe.

You where here for a long time and no one tried to murder you!
Well I mean, no one with a glyph.

Don't be a smartaft.

[KO knows that tone, mister. He used it a lot around Megatron and Starscream.]

It could be fun too. Do you know that word? FUN? Do I have to spell it out for you?

It's never too late for it to happen.

...Sorry.

Nothing's fun.

[What is this fun you speak of?]

Non you are just being absurd.

[What is he going to do with you.] Are you really sorry?

Nothing? ABSOLUTELY nothing? There's no one thing you enjoy?