re_alignment | [Voice] PSA and a Plan

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[Voice] PSA and a Plan

Hey uh guys? Those "explosives" that Prism asshole was talking about?

All a fake. I opened Drift up and took a look and it turned out he was bluffing. I hope that's worth a little peace of mind or... whatever. From what I could see, it's just like a tag. Nothing intrusive. I couldn't remove it, but it's not dangerous.

On that note:

Teddie and I were kind of talking about having a party of sorts. Like kind of a karaoke-movie-drink-yourself-dumb extravaganza. I was thinking maybe when Casa De Vandal is finished I could host it there? I still have to fix everything, but I have most of the equipment.

Thoughts? Ideas? Can I get a 'Hell yeah'?

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Did you, uh, did you have to mention you'd, uh, done that?

[Because he's been trying really hard to keep that on the DL, Vandal. Because Wing.]

Vandal. Has. Teddie. Asked you. About 'scoring'?

[And he is SO trying not to think about the math of Teddie + Vandal = ???]

'Karaoke'?

[As usual, hats off for you.]

Oh uh. Sorry, Drift. Is this a modesty thing?

... Oh haha. Yeah we had a talk about that. Why, you thinkin' about "scoring" huh?

[GRIN.]

It's when you get drunk and try to sing in front of a bunch of people. Grand fun, Max. Grand fun.

It's...not really about modesty. Just, you know, sort of embarrassing. The whole 'not a bomb' thing.

[Also if Wing hears Drift had volunteered to be blown up, yeah. That would be bad.]

Teddie wants to score with a pretty human female.

[You...just happen to be a pretty human female. Does he need to draw you a picture?]

Are you....into bears? [HE IS NOT GOING TO JUDGE YOU IF YOU SAY YES.]

[He is also going to ninja his way out of answering that last bit. Because the answer is yes.]

You guys have your own term for 'drinking songs'?

What? It's fake? Seriously??

Vandal... Vandal, you are the most beautiful creature right the frag now!

Oh... uh. Sorry. But people kind of need to know?

[PAUSE.]

What the- NO! Seriously?! Drift!

Well, it's not so much 'drinking songs' as it is a sing-along. You don't have to be drunk, but it makes it easier.

Wha-

Th-thanks...

Relieved I take it?

Dude, ch'yeah. Man, I totally thought there was an explosive on my ember casing...

I mean. That still doesn't stop th' signal and it's still loud to me as all slag, but I'm glad. Thanks, Joan Jett.

[He sighs.] You're right. I should be glad the news is making others relieved.

I just. Well it's none of my business. And Teddie's...nice?

[And this is not him being nobly jealous. At all. ]