VIDEO

[percept]

[ The video flicks on to Perceptor, the junk pile behind him, looking... harried, to say the least. ]

I require a medic immediately, ideally one who is familiar with human anatomy. There has been an accident in the vicinity of the junk pile--

[Hal is in the background of the feed, moving to the foreground as quickly as someone who is losing ridiculous amounts of blood can, and managing to look both in pain and exasperated. While he does seem mostly intact, the key word is mostly. He has two legs, his head, his torso, and his mechanical arm, but is decidedly lacking in the flesh-and-blood arm area. Instead, all he really has for a left arm is a bloody stump that starts at the shoulder joint.]

I feel that this may not have happened if you had bothered to survey the area before deciding to practice your shooting skills.

I did survey the area before beginning. I always do.

[ Perceptor sounds, besides slightly freaked out, a little offended. ]

And yet here I am, missing an arm, and here you are not.

[There is only one person allowed to be offended in this feed, buddy, and it ain't you.

Perceptor turns to Hal, frowning.]

I have already apologized profusely. One would have to ask why you were present inside a refrigeration unit in the first place, but I feel that time is currently of the essence. We will need to terminate the bleeding before you exsanguinate. You are currently hemorrhaging at a rather prodigious rate.

I was gathering supplies for a project of sorts. Food preservation.

[Hal waves it off with his robotic, and thankfully intact, hand. The tip of his index finger splits and the plates slide down to reveal a small blowtorch-like tool.]

It doesn't matter at the moment, and we lack the facilities at the moment, so I suppose cauterization will have to suffice.

I suppose it will. Do you require any assistan--

[It's at this point that Hal's Sentinel appears from behind a mound of junk, laser charging, and--

Takes a shot at Perceptor. ]

What are you doing?! I cannot take you anywhere can I?

Comments

1/2

[raceme]

[Seriously Blurr only ask for one day without troubles.

ONE

FRAGGING

DAY.]

2/2

[raceme]

Who's still alive and who I have to yell at?

threadjack

[not_halfbaked]

[Firmly, trying to be as calm and as in-control as Teznin.]

Blurr, you can get me the quickest to this guy, can't you?

I can heal people with waterbending. Haven't found any other healers for humans here.

I'm at Megatronus' temple right now.

Come get me. Now.

~♥

[raceme]

I will be there in a few klicks.

[True at that, he's there in practically no time.]

How does that waterbending work? Mechs doesn't have water in their bodies and I'm not sure if Hal does.

Text;

[heuristical]

Both of us. I'm rather unsure if this merits a scolding.

Text;

[raceme]

I already had to talk with Perceptor about him being this trigger happy around people. Korra and me are in our way to get there she says she can fix you with her bending try not to move much.

And you said Prism's pets were harmless when he was not around They need to get their weapons disabled.

[thxforthememories]

Perceptor-!

[Monocle bro no. You better not be dead.]

What can I do?

[asks the ninja functioning on a generator and a prayer.]

audio

[percept]

[ Audio only since everything is kind of a mess now B( ]

We are both functional. [ For now. ]

Are you acquainted with anyone who knows human medicine?

audio

[thxforthememories]

[Audio is fine, he's just relieved you're alive.]

Good. What was that?

No. I'm sorry. I haven't met anyone with that capability.

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

H-Hal! Hal, are you okay?!

Perceptor?

Text;

[heuristical]

My suit is ruined and I feel rather dizzy.

[A+ blood loss priorities right here.]

AUDIO;

[inferiordude]

No kidding! Okayyyy are you stoppin' the blood flow and... and stuff?!

AUDIO;

[percept]

Hal is functional, albeit severely damaged.

AUDIO;

[inferiordude]

That's a slaggin' understatement, Percy!

[video/locked]

[sword_redemption]

Perceptor.

[He'd wanted to track down the other mech but, you know, in better circumstances.]

Do you want to talk about it? Or...something?

[video/locked]

[percept]

I. Yes. Talking would be good, once I've located someone to assist me with Hal's arm.

[video/locked]

[sword_redemption]

...all right.

[Shut down. Again. Drift is finally getting the hint. He's pretty useless in things like this. ]

I hope you find someone. I'll, uh, leave you alone, then.

[vandalization]

Oh for fuck's sake. Seriously?

[percept]

It was an accident, Vandal. He was hiding inside a refrigeration unit and I... happened to be utilizing it for target practice.

[vandalization]

... [Sigh.]

It's okay, Perce. At least he's alive? I guess we just need to be more careful from now on. Are you alright? Probably rattled a bit, huh?

[lifepersists]

[ Oh. Primus. ]

Perceptor! Why...

[ This is a terrible feeling of helplessness. ]

Text;

[heuristical]

Presumably? Target practice.

[lifepersists]

Why are you typing? You should be more concerned about not offlining!

[percept]

It was an accident. [ One he already feels rather terrible for. ]

Are you at all familiar with human physiology? We're in rather dire need of a medic.

[lifepersists]

I... I see.

[ Accidents happen, but there are more pressing matters. ]

I'm not. I'll see what I can do. [ This is kind of an emergency situation and all. ]