Wheeljack (
wheeljackofalltrades) wrote in
re_alignment2012-08-26 03:16 pm
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[So.
No forms needed, they just clog the channels up anyway. And...let's be honest, ya might not make it past the first mission anyway.
[He leans back again, drawing out a sword and inspecting it.]
How's that for a nice alternative?
Wheeljack saw that cute little broadcast to the network looking for a police force. He had to give the little guy credit, he sure stuck to his job like glue. They were both pretty alike in that aspect, to say the least. The feed clicks on to show Wheeljack sitting, tossing his grenade up and down in one hand. After one or two tosses, he catches it, putting it back to it's home on his waist.]
So. Blurrk's makin' some kinda police force? Noble idea, guy. I'd join, but it ain't really my thing. Rules? Just get in the way, if ya ask me.
[There's a slight shrug.]
What can I say? I'm a 'loose cannon'.
No forms needed, they just clog the channels up anyway. And...let's be honest, ya might not make it past the first mission anyway.
[He leans back again, drawing out a sword and inspecting it.]
How's that for a nice alternative?
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HI BUDDY.]
Well look who it is.
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[SO YOU CAN'T CHASE HIM AROUND ANYMORE, HA!]
Does... does it really seem like a good idea to you, having a mercenary force in competition with a police force?
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[THAT WAS THEIR SPECIAL MOMENT, FRACAS.]
Not sure why you're so into the politics of this stuff.
[Weren't you guys supposed to be dumb as posts?]
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[THAT WASN'T SPECIAL IT WAS TERRIFYING.]
Because I just got here and I'd really rather not get into another war. One is enough.
[He's just practical really.]
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[IT WAS SPECIAL. YOU DREAM CRUSHER.]
And yet ya fight for ol' Megs himself. Ya know, the nutcase who started the whole thing.
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[IT WASN'T SPECIAL. ANY OF YOU AUTOBOTS WOULD DO THAT.]
He didn't start it alone though, did he? There were two sides to that fight.
Like there would be the police, and the Wreckers.
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Never mind. Don't wanna know what ya were doin'.
[EXCUSE ME BUT HE PLANS HIS WEEK AROUND THOSE DAYS, ASSHOLE.]
Here's the thing, kid. Two sides, but one instigated it. Ya can't blame us for attackin' in retaliation.
[Is he really debating this with a drone?]
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Not all of the Maintenance panels are at standing height. [WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU DIRTY AUTOBOT???]
[LIES. YOU DO IT TO ALL THE MOOKS.]
And which of you is going to instigate it here?
[Right? Wrong? He's the guy with the wrench.]
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...Okay.
[MOOOOVING ON.]
Let's just say...you Cons don't start scrap, we don't start scrap.
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I'm talking about your people and Blurr's people.
[For being a genius with explosives, you sure are dense.]
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We're Wreckers, friendly fire ain't usually our thing.
[For being so expendable you sure have a loud mouth.]
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And sooner or later you'll be at odds with one another. That's how it goes.
[Insecticons and vehicons may be on the same side after all, but they still hate each other.]
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'Wave? He's somehow not a creeper. And Starscream's pretty easy to talk to.
Not goin' by just factions anymore.
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But do you really think the police will always let you and your group get away with... with frontier justice against whoever you think is 'disruptive'?
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Listen, kid. It ain't just...bots I'm thinkin about here.
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I never said it was just about Cybertronians. I don't know who you're thinking about.
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I'll keep it in mind that drone #2000 would avoid coming at me. That's a good judgement. Ya all look alike you know.
[There's a sigh.]
Look, you missed out on a few things before ya came here.
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[Now he's just feeling insulted, and while he'd take that from his superiors, he cannot abide it from Autobots.]
Well I'm sure I'll get caught up sooner or later.
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[And quite frankly he doesn't give too much of a damn if you're insulted Fracas, sorry )8 ]
Yeah, ever take on a giant Sharkticon?
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[And you're not one of his superiors so he doesn't feel like he needs to tell you, Wheeljack. Oops? :(]
Do you think I would be online if I had?
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My thoughts exactly. Well newsflash, 'Con. There was a swarm earlier.
So unless ya wanna get your aft out there on the front lines the next time that happens, I'd be a little more supportive.
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How am I supposed to know that?
It's a little difficult to be supportive of a group that sends all of your coworkers back to you in pieces. Even if you're not the best at combat yourself.
I don't exactly expect you to help me anyway. For any reason.
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[Drones have feelings too. :(]
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[He's...honestly shocked.]
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