wheeljackofalltrades: (let's blow shit up!)
Wheeljack ([personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-08-26 03:16 pm

[Video] | [Or, Alternatively...]

 [So.

Wheeljack saw that cute little broadcast to the network looking for a police force. He had to give the little guy credit, he sure stuck to his job like glue.  They were both pretty alike in that aspect, to say the least.  The feed clicks on to show Wheeljack sitting, tossing his grenade up and down in one hand.  After one or two tosses, he catches it, putting it back to it's home on his waist.]

So. Blurrk's makin' some kinda police force? Noble idea, guy. I'd join, but it ain't really my thing.  Rules? Just get in the way, if ya ask me.

[There's a slight shrug.]

What can I say? I'm a 'loose cannon'. 

So here's my proposition to ya. How about we make our own team of Wreckers?  Dunno what a Wrecker is? Well here's the real deal, kids.  Black Ops, guys who take missions the law enforcement's too scared to do. Warriors. That kinda deal, ya get what I'm sayin'? Workin' outside the chain of command on this one, not that there's one here really to start with.

No forms needed, they just clog the channels up anyway. And...let's be honest, ya might not make it past the first mission anyway. 

[He leans back again, drawing out a sword and inspecting it.]

How's that for a nice alternative?
redshirtrobot: (Cool Bots Don't Look At Explosions)

[personal profile] redshirtrobot 2012-08-26 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'mnotinthetempleanymore.

[SO YOU CAN'T CHASE HIM AROUND ANYMORE, HA!]

Does... does it really seem like a good idea to you, having a mercenary force in competition with a police force?
redshirtrobot: (Double Trouble)

[personal profile] redshirtrobot 2012-08-26 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you mean miss having one to... to push around?

[THAT WASN'T SPECIAL IT WAS TERRIFYING.]

Because I just got here and I'd really rather not get into another war. One is enough.

[He's just practical really.]
redshirtrobot: (Bang Bang)

[personal profile] redshirtrobot 2012-08-27 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't like Starscream kicking me in the torso, he just did it.

[IT WASN'T SPECIAL. ANY OF YOU AUTOBOTS WOULD DO THAT.]

He didn't start it alone though, did he? There were two sides to that fight.
Like there would be the police, and the Wreckers.
redshirtrobot: (Maintenance Work)

[personal profile] redshirtrobot 2012-08-27 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
...

Not all of the Maintenance panels are at standing height. [WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU DIRTY AUTOBOT???]

[LIES. YOU DO IT TO ALL THE MOOKS.]

And which of you is going to instigate it here?

[Right? Wrong? He's the guy with the wrench.]
redshirtrobot: (OH RLY...?)

[personal profile] redshirtrobot 2012-08-27 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not talking about the Autobots and the Decepticons.

I'm talking about your people and Blurr's people.

[For being a genius with explosives, you sure are dense.]
redshirtrobot: (Bossest Bot)

[personal profile] redshirtrobot 2012-08-27 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
They won't all be Autobots. Your people might not be either.

And sooner or later you'll be at odds with one another. That's how it goes.

[Insecticons and vehicons may be on the same side after all, but they still hate each other.]
redshirtrobot: (Cool Bots Don't Look At Explosions)

[personal profile] redshirtrobot 2012-08-27 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
That's funny. Because you, uh, you seemed pretty cut and dry about it when you attacked me.

But do you really think the police will always let you and your group get away with... with frontier justice against whoever you think is 'disruptive'?
redshirtrobot: (Action Master)

[personal profile] redshirtrobot 2012-08-27 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Ooh gurl you did not just use the S word.] Insecticons travel in swarms. I'm not one. And I've never 'come at you'; I haven't done field work in a long time.

I never said it was just about Cybertronians. I don't know who you're thinking about.
redshirtrobot: (Double Trouble)

[personal profile] redshirtrobot 2012-08-27 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not my number. You should know better; your Wreckers have disassembled more of us than that.

[Now he's just feeling insulted, and while he'd take that from his superiors, he cannot abide it from Autobots.]

Well I'm sure I'll get caught up sooner or later.
redshirtrobot: (Double Trouble)

[personal profile] redshirtrobot 2012-08-27 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Does it really matter to you? You'll just call me mook anyway.

[And you're not one of his superiors so he doesn't feel like he needs to tell you, Wheeljack. Oops? :(]

Do you think I would be online if I had?
redshirtrobot: (Out of the Mist)

[personal profile] redshirtrobot 2012-08-28 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Ironically, he's actually the polite one.]

How am I supposed to know that?

It's a little difficult to be supportive of a group that sends all of your coworkers back to you in pieces. Even if you're not the best at combat yourself.

I don't exactly expect you to help me anyway. For any reason.
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[personal profile] redshirtrobot 2012-08-28 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't change that we lose crew members. That people we know aren't there anymore.

[Drones have feelings too. :(]

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