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Wheeljack saw that cute little broadcast to the network looking for a police force. He had to give the little guy credit, he sure stuck to his job like glue. They were both pretty alike in that aspect, to say the least. The feed clicks on to show Wheeljack sitting, tossing his grenade up and down in one hand. After one or two tosses, he catches it, putting it back to it's home on his waist.]

So. Blurrk's makin' some kinda police force? Noble idea, guy. I'd join, but it ain't really my thing. Rules? Just get in the way, if ya ask me.

[There's a slight shrug.]

What can I say? I'm a 'loose cannon'.

So here's my proposition to ya. How about we make our own team of Wreckers? Dunno what a Wrecker is? Well here's the real deal, kids. Black Ops, guys who take missions the law enforcement's too scared to do. Warriors. That kinda deal, ya get what I'm sayin'? Workin' outside the chain of command on this one, not that there's one here really to start with.

No forms needed, they just clog the channels up anyway. And...let's be honest, ya might not make it past the first mission anyway.

[He leans back again, drawing out a sword and inspecting it.]

How's that for a nice alternative?

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[Do not try and guess Whirl's motives, Wing. It will only end in headaches.]

Yeah not really. Look. I've been a cop. Sure, I could do Blurr's thing. Do that again. [He's not counting on it. If Blurr has any say who gets to be in his police, Whirl's pretty sure he'll get the veto.]

Police are a different mission. Everyone volunteering here fraggin' knows that. Everyone who's been a Wrecker knows that. Only you fancy shiny armored geeks don't get it and you're tryin' to make us all sound like we're the fraggin' problem when we're trying to be the fraggin' solution!

Just to a different problem.

[Wing will be learning this fact sooner rather than later.]

If you have the experience then your perspective could be quite useful. But it's true that Blurr is unlikely to hear it. Your delivery tends to sound...less than constructive.

[Wow that's a lot of fragging Whirl. You missing something from life?]

Sooo...would your different problem be different than my different problem?

Yeah, run into that before. Funny thing, that. The mechs who most pull that tone argument slag don't really go out of their way to lay on the charm themselves.

[Besides, Wreckers weren't known for their tea party manners. He doesn't even have a pinky to raise.]

I don't know, do I look like Mindwipe? What's your problem other than irritating perkiness?

The message is what's important, but many don't stop to hear it. Or give others the benefit of the doubt when trying.

[Who's Mindwipe? Other than someone Wing probably wants to avoid?]

If you're looking to solve the problem of external threats, then I think we're agreed and have none.

[But oh.] Too perky? Would you prefer sass? That could probably be arranged, though not to quite to your caliber.

Yeah, because, you know, why give people a fraggin' chance, right?

[Oh bitter? WHIRL?]

Wow, imagine that. Occasionally Whirl says something worth listening to. Yay me.

[Snort.] You can try. Why not. I could use a good laugh, sassmaster.

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