[VIDEO][TRANSMITTING FROM THE VECTORIAN SECTOR]

[copperkitty]

This is way too cool.

[Who is this guy? From this angle it's possible to see that his shoulders are suspiciously similar to another speedster who happens to already be here. Green optics watch the network eagerly as he seems to be shifting impatiently from foot to foot, as if staying still is a near physical impossibility for him.]

Okay, so we're all from different universes right?

So if I can run faster than all of you, does that mean that I'm the fastest in all the universes? And just so you know, I'm with CPDC (Cybertron Police Defence Command) back home so any lawbreaking will be dealt with immediately! [That felt really awesome, not gonna lie.] This place is kinda snazzy, but my room's kinda plain... does anyone know where I can find cool things to put in there? I don't mean ordinary cool things either, I mean cool cool things.

Hi by the way.

My name's Cheetor.

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[video] hi there bb

[aerospacecommander]

I guess we should never invite him over for a game of poker.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

....what's this 'we'?

[What are you, Whirl's boyfrand? No flowers or anything?]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

What, so you don't want to have a secret club house that we can kick the cat-kid out of?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Thought that was your job.

[Whirl is too cool for club houses. He got kicked out of the last one.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

I am considering building my own base, you know.

But if you aren't interested ...

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? Maybe I'll just build my own base right across from yours, then.

[Because you're a Decepticon. And he's Whirl. You can wake up every morning, stare across the ramparts of your base to Whirl doing yoga or something.]

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[aerospacecommander]

Fine by me.

[They can stare at each other.]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Mine'll be nicer.

[And he'll play really loud music really early in the morning.]

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[aerospacecommander]

We'll see.

[It'll be a game of who makes a better base and annoys the other one!]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh it is so ON.]

WE WILL. [You get The FACE.]

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[aerospacecommander]

May the best mech win, then.

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

So.

[A sort of 'come on' gesture.]

Waiting for your surrender.

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[aerospacecommander]

Pfff.

You first.

[Because he's going to win.]

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

Alright. [He'll hold up his claws in surrender.]

You win. Your ego's bigger. I surrender to its fearsome might.

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

It's not my ego that's bigger. But okay then, I accept your surrender.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? Then what is it? Other than your clonky shape? [Seriously. You are about as aerodynamic as a mushroom.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Well, I was going to say my processor but I suppose that's already a given.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Only thing you got bigger than me is a mouth.

[Because Whirl doesn't have one of those freaky orifices.]

You win at ugly.

[He...might actually kind of like you, Starscream. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.]

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[aerospacecommander]

[He might like you too, in a strange and twisted way.]

You mean I win at handsome.

If you want ugly, go look at Megatron.

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

You win at delusional. And trust me. It was a tough fight.

[If Rung were here, he'd be able to diagnose that for you.]

You can't make me.

[aerospacecommander]

Ooooh. So you admit that you have processor problems? That explains things.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[He shrugs.] Any mech who tells you he's fought for four million years and doesn't have issues? Is lying.

[aerospacecommander]

That certainly seems to be the case for quite a few mechs, yes.

[coughMegatroncough]

But some do seem to have it worse than others.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You lookin' at me when you say that?

[You talkin' to me?]

[aerospacecommander]

Maaaaaybe. Maybe not.