[VIDEO][TRANSMITTING FROM THE VECTORIAN SECTOR]

[copperkitty]

This is way too cool.

[Who is this guy? From this angle it's possible to see that his shoulders are suspiciously similar to another speedster who happens to already be here. Green optics watch the network eagerly as he seems to be shifting impatiently from foot to foot, as if staying still is a near physical impossibility for him.]

Okay, so we're all from different universes right?

So if I can run faster than all of you, does that mean that I'm the fastest in all the universes? And just so you know, I'm with CPDC (Cybertron Police Defence Command) back home so any lawbreaking will be dealt with immediately! [That felt really awesome, not gonna lie.] This place is kinda snazzy, but my room's kinda plain... does anyone know where I can find cool things to put in there? I don't mean ordinary cool things either, I mean cool cool things.

Hi by the way.

My name's Cheetor.

Comments

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

You know what else is weird?

Kitty robots.

[Video]

[copperkitty]

I'm not weird, you are!

And stop calling me kitty, my name is Cheetor!

[You're just trying to trick him somehow so you can smother him in your acidic organic fluids and melt him down into scrap. He's onto you.]

Re: [Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

No, you're definitely the weirdo, mister.

Well, cheetahs are kitties, you know! I'm just saying~

[You caught her. That's her life goal.]

[Video]

[copperkitty]

I'm not a cheetah!

[That guy he was talking to already told him what a cheetah is! And there's no way Cheetor is anything like them at all.]

I'm not sure if you're smarter or dumber than I expected an organic to be.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Well if you can't tell the difference between smart and dumb, how dumb does that make you, jerkface!?

[Video]

[copperkitty]

Not as dumb as you, stupid!

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

I will end you.

[Video]

[copperkitty]

You'll have to catch me first.

Not that it matters since you're so puny.

Teeny human.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Yeah? I bet I can catch you!

because you're such a dumbbutt.

[Video]

[copperkitty]

[HA, there's no way you can catch him. None.]

Well, you're a glitchhead!

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Well you're a dorkadoofus!

[Video]

[copperkitty]

Better than a douchecanoe.

[He has no idea what that means he just thinks they're making up words now.]

Re: [Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

[GAAAAAAASSSPPPPP.]

PG-13 PUH-LEASE.

You're lucky I like kitties.

[Video] You steal my word I steal yours

[copperkitty]

[Yeah take that.]

Why would you like kittens?!

You organics are savages.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Because kittens are cute, but you're an ugly kitten.

Where are you?! I'm gonna teach you a lesson!

[Video]

[copperkitty]

Well you're an ugly human!

Oh no, you and your acid organic stuff aren't coming anywhere near me!

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Too late! I'll find you!

[And the video is very shaky, as if she's running while recording.]

[Video]

[copperkitty]

There's no way you can!

[Is there?

By the allspark, what if she can? What would he do then?

Aw slag.]

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

[No talk, just run. RUN RUN RUN. She'll get to you Cheetor. Somehow.]

Just...you wait...!

[Action]

[copperkitty]

[Nope.jpg.

Cheetor runs at his door and throws it open. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE HIM AL-

Oh hey there Kay.]

...

[Action]

[littlecrowgirl]

[The girl is armed and ready.

With a spray bottle. Filled with water.

And she squirts it at you, Cheetor.]

BAD KITTY!!

WE DON'T USE BAD LANGUAGE HERE.

[Action]

[copperkitty]

[Cheetor lets out a yowl as she sprays his leg and cartwheels backwards as fast as he can, eventually tripping over his own feet and hitting the ground with a thud.. The organic's done something to him! He's dying! He's going to melt! His processor is going to be forced into stasis or worse!

Panicking he scrambles back up and jumps on a table, waaay out of Kay's reach.]

GET AWAY FROM ME!

[He considers shooting at her to make her go away but he decides against it. The organic may be creepy and horrifying but he doesn't want to kill it! Maybe if he just waits up here it'll go away...]

[Action]

[littlecrowgirl]

Say you're sorry!

[She springs into action, running at him and holding the squirt bottle up, spraying once more.]

VERY BAD KITTY! DON'T CLIMB ON THE FURNITURE!!

[Action]

[copperkitty]

[IT'S HIS FURNITURE HE CAN BE ON IT IF HE WANTS TO.]

GO AWAY YOU LITTLE PEST!

[He's not getting off that table as long as she can't climb it.]

[Action]

[herodecoded]

[Woah did someone order a hero? Well you're only getting Dinobot. The mech walks in on Cheetor and...he is not surprised.

In any way.]

Cheetor! We do not antagonize the humans!