[VIDEO][TRANSMITTING FROM THE VECTORIAN SECTOR]

[copperkitty]

This is way too cool.

[Who is this guy? From this angle it's possible to see that his shoulders are suspiciously similar to another speedster who happens to already be here. Green optics watch the network eagerly as he seems to be shifting impatiently from foot to foot, as if staying still is a near physical impossibility for him.]

Okay, so we're all from different universes right?

So if I can run faster than all of you, does that mean that I'm the fastest in all the universes? And just so you know, I'm with CPDC (Cybertron Police Defence Command) back home so any lawbreaking will be dealt with immediately! [That felt really awesome, not gonna lie.] This place is kinda snazzy, but my room's kinda plain... does anyone know where I can find cool things to put in there? I don't mean ordinary cool things either, I mean cool cool things.

Hi by the way.

My name's Cheetor.

Comments

[video]

[copperkitty]

[!!!!!!!]

Why would I want to visit a planet with metal-eating organics on it?!

[Stop believing him Cheetor it won't end well.]

Are the organics living here dangerous?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

I dunno, the current government system lost their minds or something.

I wasn't exactly "in the know" --

[He does the finger quotes maneuver there.]

Over that sort of thing.

As for the organics here ... not really. Just don't let any of them touch you.

[video]

[copperkitty]

Everyone knows Organics are bad news, them and their squishy bodies.

What happens if we accidentally step on one?

[He makes a face because that's just nasty.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Not that I've ever done so, but I've heard that if you squish one their fluids seep into your body and cause some sort of mental paralysis.

[video]

[copperkitty]

[Cheetor seriously has no words and can only manage a stunned expression.

Like heck is he going anywhere near an organic now.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

[BWAHHAHAHA]

And one more thing.

Human females? They have some sort of mind control thing going on if they get close enough. That's why they are in charge of their species.

I'm not sure how easily they can get into a Cybertronian mind, but I would just be a little careful about being around them for too long.

[video]

[copperkitty]

S-Seriously?

How do they do it? How can you stop them?

[Without killing them mind you.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

You can't --

Well that's not completely true.

I heard if you wrap some substance called 'tin foil' around your head, it'll block their abilities.

[video]

[copperkitty]

[He's taking notes Starscream don't you worry.]

What's tin foil and where can I find it?

There's no way any organic's getting in my head!

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

I'd ask for it on the link, but don't specify what it's for.

There are some already under their mind-control. If you don't let them know why you need it, you're more likely to get help finding some.

[video]

[copperkitty]

Right, I'll definitely do that!

Thanks for the help Mister.

Wait, how can you tell if a bot is under someone's mind control?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Be careful around everyone.

But if they try and lead you to other humans or kittens then I suppose you will know.