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[batmanta]

All right. I had enough nonsense to last me a lifetime.

Firstforged, Primus, a newborn Cybertron, glyphs -- it's all scrap. I'm offline and this is the Pit.

Although I gotta say, it's a lot less fiery and more fraggin' ridiculous than anything else.

I want a straight answer. Now.

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[murphyslaw]

[ Oh, a familiar face! :D




A familiar... Maximal... face... D:

Unsure if want. ]

Hnnnmzzz... Fishbot?

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[batmanta]

[He knows that voice anywhere.]

...Bug?

The rest of the 'Cons with you, or is it just you?

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[murphyslaw]

Wazzzpinator is alone.

[ Oh, but-- ]

Not a Predacon now. Waspinator quit.

[ M. Maybe. Please don't shoot him. ]

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[batmanta]

Eh. That figures.

You gonna tell me what's goin' on here?

[He doesn't sound like he's going to threaten you. Yet. He's just about as demanding as usual is all.]

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[murphyslaw]

Mmzz, this not the Pit. Waspinator would remember dying.

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[batmanta]

Hm. [True. Waspinator did seem generally more unkillable than Rampage. Not that Depth Charge has to worry about that anymore.

...Which brings about all kinds of concerns and points. For another time.]

Good enough, I guess.

Stay out of my way and I won't shoot you. Got it?

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[murphyslaw]

[ Oh, that gets him buzzing all up in a tizzy. ]

No shooting Wazzzpinator! Waspinator not shoot anybody here.

[ HE'S BEEN A GOOD BOY :C ]

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[warborn]

Not the Pit, but you're not alone in thinking that first off.

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[batmanta]

Then I guess we won't have a problem, will we?

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[batmanta]

All things considered, would'a been the most logical pick.

So what's this slag about a newborn Cybertron or whatever? All that true?

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[warborn]

I'll tell you when I figure it out for myself. Far as I can tell, place is practically empty other than in - what do they call it, the 'Haven'? Can't figure out how long it's been here, at least, but it doesn't seem for more than a generation - if that.

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[batmanta]

Goodie. And this mark they stuck on me supposed to mean somethin'? Looks... ancient. Older than me, that's for certain.

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[warborn]

Congratulations. You're not going to suddenly go around killing everyone.

[beat]

At least, not because you're any more insane than you were before.

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[batmanta]

...Already took out who I needed to before I got myself zapped here.

But I'll try to contain myself. [He doesn't hide his sneer.

He already killed Rampage. No interest in much else right now.]

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[warborn]

Aren't you set.

[that's only so much sarcasm. he can figure out the implication from the words and tone, easily enough. and oddly enough, he's morbidly jealous.]

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[not_halfbaked]

Would someone like me be in the 'Pit?'

[Based on what he said, Korra's guessing it's his version of the afterlife--and she's guessing that concept wouldn't normally include humans.]

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[batmanta]

Sure. I'd even take a vacation if I could. Go right to Six Lasers.

[His tone is dry. He gets the oddest sense, though, that this guy sort of... gets it?

No. That wouldn't be possible. He snorts.]

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[batmanta]

[All right. He's surprised.]

A human?

All right. You got me on that. Didn't think I'd see any full-out organics here.

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[kingofthetvworld]

What about a more curvy answer?

[He thinks he's being funny right now. Bear with me.]

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[batmanta]

Uh.

Unless you're gonna end up writing in some fancy calligraphy, no.

What the slag are you?

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[warborn]

Too bad. Hasn't been built yet.

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[batmanta]

Well, shoot. Next best thing I figure is snagging a chair, sittin' outside, and having--

...They have stable energon here, right?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Eventually he's going to get used to the fact that just about everyone is going to ask that.

Now is not that time.]

A bear. Yeesh, doesn't anyone know what a bear is around here?! You know what? Just for that, you don't even get my broken answers.

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[murphyslaw]

Hmph.

Waspinator not bother anybody.

[docbot]

If you're set on believing that this is the Pit, then I'm not going to try to dissuade you. Dealt with enough blockheads today, thanks.

[ He huffs. ]

When you figure out that the Acolytes haven't been lying to you, though, keep an eye out for Solus Prime's temple. I'm Ratchet, one of the medics around here, and your frame is just unique enough that I'd like to get a scan of it sometime. Otherwise, if you get slagged up, there's me without a clue how you tick and that? That is a bad situation.