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All right. I had enough nonsense to last me a lifetime.

Firstforged, Primus, a newborn Cybertron, glyphs -- it's all scrap. I'm offline and this is the Pit.

Although I gotta say, it's a lot less fiery and more fraggin' ridiculous than anything else.

I want a straight answer. Now.

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Sure. I'd even take a vacation if I could. Go right to Six Lasers.

[His tone is dry. He gets the oddest sense, though, that this guy sort of... gets it?

No. That wouldn't be possible. He snorts.]

Too bad. Hasn't been built yet.

Well, shoot. Next best thing I figure is snagging a chair, sittin' outside, and having--

...They have stable energon here, right?

If not, I sure as hell'd like to know what I've been fueling on.

Great. Perfect. I'm getting a cube of that and sitting somewhere.

Can't remember the last time I've had proper energon.

-what've you been living on?

Mostly organic food. Long story.

~~[AND HE THOUGHT PRISON FOOD WAS BAD]~~

...I figure, what with how you'd even process that slag.

[YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT TIL YOU EAT KRILL EVERYDAY.]

Eh. Ask me another day.

...sure. I'll even bring you some highgrade.

Heh. What a pal.

Got a name?

Fortress Maximus. You?

Depth Charge. I'll be at Megatronus's temple, apparently.

How about that - it's where I room, too.

Guess I'll see you around. Heh.

Count on it. Let me know if you need a hand finding your way around.

Heh. What a gentleman. I'll remember that.

Let's just say this place is hurting for some decent company.

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