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So there I was, just about to give some Cons the thrashing of a life time, when all of a sudden I wind up here with no warning whatsoever. Kind of rude, don't you think?

I'd say someone owes me.

[Despite how terribly upsetting this is for him, he sounds pretty calm and mellow.]

Now the question is, what's a guy got to do to have some fun around here?

[Nope, he's not going to give an introduction right away. He's too busy wondering if he's going to be bored here. Priorities.]

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[Okay, Wheeljack's no expert on medicine, but he's pretty sure you can't recover from death.

Give him a few seconds while his brain does some sort of dial-up tone.

Please hold.]

[...Nope, answer's still not coming.

He'll let Ratchet figure that one out.]

I hate when that happens.

[He has no idea who you are, Wheeljack, but you look Autobot to him and therefore he's going to talk to you like you're already pals.]

Tell me about it. Don't say it, you too? Wow, this 'new Cybertron' just keeps sounding better and better.

[Oh, he knows all about you, but he's not sure if he's ready to break the news just yet. You look a little too happy for that downer at the moment.]

Got shot down out of the sky by those mooks, if ya can believe it. Crazy, I know, them actually landin' a hit. Was just fixin' up the Jackhammer, suddenly I'm in this place.

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[WHAT NEWS? I'm sure he can handle it. It can't be THAT bad.]

Well that's one way to do it. You know, I wouldn't have minded too much if they'd at least wait until I was finished. Some courtesy, now I'm all fired up with nowhere to go.

Yeah? I'd say someone owes me for having to look at your face.

Edited (bite me html) 2012-09-02 18:06 (UTC)

[He's...really sure you probably can't. Or at least won't believe him. You seem like that kind of guy.]

The nerve.

Believe me, you'll find plenty to do here, buddy. We actually just got through fightin' some Sharkticons.

And yeah, it was about as much of a party as it sounds.

Glad I'm not the sensitive type or else that might've hurt my feelings.

Well isn't that just my luck? Of course I get here and miss all the action. So how about a run down? I got the gist of things, but a little extra tidbit or two wouldn't hurt.

Like, say, who's all here?

Edited 2012-09-02 18:14 (UTC)

Well, I am the sensitive type.

[I mean, he's a little hothouse flower: just look at this face. It's like an orchid. ~~mated with a desk lamp~~.]

Hey, you wanna 'have fun', do you? [SLY WHIRL IS SLY.] I can tell where you can have ALL the fun.

Oh yeah? Do tell.

[Yeah he's probably not going to take this advise at all, but let's humor the lamp.]

[ Previous to this video, Ratchet stumbled over a chair in shock as he tried to sit down, fell off, and hit his desk before smashing into the ground. When he replies, he's rubbing his helm and still looking poleaxed. It's an expression that Cliff probably hasn't seen on Ratchet's faceplates before.]

Cliffjumper.

[He knows that there's a high chance that this isn't a bot from his universe. After all, no one from home has come through since the initial lot of them fell through the Lambda. To have a comrade come through -- one who he'd thought dead... he can't let himself hope too much yet.]

His name's Prism. He loves meeting new people.

I promise you. It's the exact opposite of boring. [Look. He's using his sincere face and everything.]

Sure thing, bud. Take it the Acolytes told ya everythin' about this place, so I'll skip the details on that. As for bots, it's just you, me, and the good ol' Doc. He's a little more high-strung then usual, but I think he'll be happy ta see ya.

Cons it's a little more fuzzy. Knock Out, Airachnid...whoever that is, and some random drone. Don't ask on that, I don't get it either.

Oh yeah, and Bulkhead and Bee's little charges.

...

And that's just from our universe.

[Oh man, if only Cliff knew, he would have loved to see Ratchet stumble about. And no, that's definitely not an expression he's seen on the good doctor before, but he doesn't care. Someone he knows is here! Which means everyone else could be here, too! ~~hahaha he'll keep dreaming~~

Either way, he's pretty happy to see him.]

Heeyy, Ratchet. Miss me?

[Technically, that's supposed to be a joke since to him, it hasn't been that long since he's last seen Ratchet. OH CLIFF, if only you knew.]

[Wow, that face is really sincere!]

Huh uh, I'll be sure to keep that in mind. So now what's the real story?

Real story? [DEFENSIVE LAMP IS DEFENSIVE.] What are you, my fraggin' therapist?

Our universe, huh?

[That's still a weird concept to take in--WAIT WHAT?]

Charges? And that's supposed to mean...?

Maybe, I could be. Can't say I'd be any good at it.

[He smirks.]

Now tell me, how does that make you feel?

....like shooting things.

[Shrug. Then again, what doesn't?]

[Ratchet's expression droops for half a second into something that looks very much like sadness, before he shoves the feeling down and goes back to his normal expression of stern profesisonalism.]

Before I answer that, I have to ask: what's the last thing you remember doing?

[Do you remember dying, Cliff? Or are you from another universe altogether?]

Uh...thought you guys were all babysitters. Guess they left you out of that loop. Or after your-

[FFF.]

Scrap.

[Already with the questions. Cliff rubs the back his head.]

Hey, it's like I said. I was getting ready to pummel some Cons after finding their crater filled with energon. Whole bunch of the stuff.

[Meaning right before dying. He just missed it.]

[Actually, now that he thinks about it, it's kind of weird that this bot he doesn't even know seems to know so much about him and his team.]

Hey, how about filling me in, buddy?

[Cliffjumper holds up his invisible clipboard and looks it over. Oh, this isn't good.]

I see. It sounds to me like you have some emotional issues.

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