[Video]

[goingdownfighting]

So there I was, just about to give some Cons the thrashing of a life time, when all of a sudden I wind up here with no warning whatsoever. Kind of rude, don't you think?

I'd say someone owes me.

[Despite how terribly upsetting this is for him, he sounds pretty calm and mellow.]

Now the question is, what's a guy got to do to have some fun around here?

[Nope, he's not going to give an introduction right away. He's too busy wondering if he's going to be bored here. Priorities.]

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[video]

[goingdownfighting]

[Cliffjumper holds up his invisible clipboard and looks it over. Oh, this isn't good.]

I see. It sounds to me like you have some emotional issues.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Wow, you're really observant. [That may or may not be sarcasm.]

Look, pal. War's over. We've all got issues.

[video]

[goingdownfighting]

[Haha, war's over. You're fun.]

What? You need a hug?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[He wishes he were lying about that. War, he can do. Peace? He sucks at.]

Yeah. Mech with guns in his belly needs a hug. [Come here and bring the huggles and he'll bring the high caliber pain.]

[video]

[goingdownfighting]

I'm going to take a guess and say that you must have a lot of friends.

[Because you are such a delight.]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I'm going to counterguess you haven't seen a lot of 'friends' die, else you'd stop trying to have them.

[Aw frag, now you made him say something he actually feels. You suck.]

[video]

[goingdownfighting]

[Well there went fun time.]

Now that's one thing I don't joke about.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Yeah it's called 'the real world'. Not so fun actually.]

Did I sound like I was joking?

[Dude his last memory before coming his was his only friend getting his head shot off, and last night he got tentacled and he's been lying in a ditch ever since. He's gonna be a bit crabby.]

[video]

[goingdownfighting]

[Which is why he said he didn't joke about it.]

Look, I do know what that's like. I didn't mean to push it like that, I'll lay off.

: [video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Eh, I can take it. Don't last long with the Wreckers if that slag gets to you.

[...much.]

[video]

[goingdownfighting]

Yeah, well, if it ever does get to you... I'll listen. Trust me, I see this enough, it's not good to hold that stuff in.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

....you get hit in the head or something? [Seriously. Why are you being nice to Whirl?]

[video]

[goingdownfighting]

It's a probability, yeah.

[BECAUSE WHY NOT? Actually he has no idea, that's just how he rolls.]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Figures. [Just Whirl's luck.]

So. You know where the medibay is?

[video]

[goingdownfighting]

I'm almost flattered that you think I know where anything is at all.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Bad habit of mine to presume competence.

[Gnrugh. Clearly the new guy is delusional. ] Don't suppose you know where the frag you are, then? You punch out that acolyte mech too?