voice, forward dated post rescue

[ex_dishonestly997]

[it is still not decepticon to admit weakness so this post sounds hella jovial]

Next time it looks like I want an all-expenses paid vacation to Cybertron-knows-where, I'm not going to risk it. I'll just book a few days off from whatever it is stressing my processor and do the mountain retreat thing. Or drink.

So. Giving due credit to the planet for an overdue and pretty decent assassination attempt - I think, still a little fuzzy on that, I'll get back to you - what else have I missed? Vandal, how's your flimsy excuse for a house, any stiff breezes take it down yet? Blurr, are you still overworking yourself? Miko, Knock Out, your friends ever turn up? Soundwave, I'm thinking Sinatra? It's human, but nobody's perfect, right?

Megatron--...

...Still here?

Comments

;o; and he adores her there is a lot of tsun going around

[ex_dishonestly997]

You didn't even mention your shack, I'm hurt.

Should I try to come find it? That would have... hilarious results if I tried right now.

LET HE RUB ALL THE TSUN ALL OVER YOU

[vandalization]

I-

It's fine. Finished, mostly. Just needs paint...

Don't bother. I'm at work right now, anyways. Solus temple.

Are you okay? Are you hurt? I could fix you...

aaaah it smells like lemon pinesol

[ex_dishonestly997]

Paint it bright glowing neon orange.

[oh god that last part makes him hesitate. What is affection baby don't hurt me]

...I will be. There's no rush. Diagnostics not pinging anything that could offline me, anyway.

I'm glad you're not horribly dead.

lemon pledge

[vandalization]

I was actually thinking red...

Uhg, thank fuck. I'm glad you're not horribly dead! Can I see you or not?

how did I survive without this in my life

[ex_dishonestly997]

I'm biased toward red, too. [rubs a neck cable] Sure, but it's a walk. Is anyone nearby who can take you?

IDK MAN IDK ;A;

[vandalization]

Um. Not sure. Where are you?

;o; god babies

[ex_dishonestly997]

[forwarding her his location as Cliff informed him of it, since his nav systems are totally defunct atm.]

I'll be here for a little while. I, uh.

...I never got a chance to apologize properly.

[vandalization]

Okay. I'll walk out then.

Huh...? For what?

[ex_dishonestly997]

Upsetting you.

Not doing the best job helping your friends.

I promise a lot but I can't always deliver.

[vandalization]

...








It's okay, Starscream.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Really?

Great.

So you coming, or what?

[he's chilling a little waiting, not quite sure why he's so concerned about how she feels about him.]

[vandalization]

Yeah I'm coming, I'm coming. It's a hell of a walk, y'know.

[ex_dishonestly997]

You're going to be skinny by the time you get here.

[vandalization]

You callin' me fat?!

[ex_dishonestly997]

I'm just saying.

Some people find a chunky frame attractive.

[vandalization]

I'm gonna kick you in the mouth.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Should I be lying down for this?

[vandalization]

I can climb.

[ex_dishonestly997]

[a chuckle] The state I'm in right now, I'm looking forward to it.

[and action eventually?? he is kind of perched on an outcropping obsessively craning his neck to try to see the extent of the damage to his wings that wasn't fixed before.]

[Action... eventually.]

[vandalization]

[Oh yeah. It'll be hours later that she finally gets there. Out of breath and looking a bit tired.]