voice, forward dated post rescue

[ex_dishonestly997]

[it is still not decepticon to admit weakness so this post sounds hella jovial]

Next time it looks like I want an all-expenses paid vacation to Cybertron-knows-where, I'm not going to risk it. I'll just book a few days off from whatever it is stressing my processor and do the mountain retreat thing. Or drink.

So. Giving due credit to the planet for an overdue and pretty decent assassination attempt - I think, still a little fuzzy on that, I'll get back to you - what else have I missed? Vandal, how's your flimsy excuse for a house, any stiff breezes take it down yet? Blurr, are you still overworking yourself? Miko, Knock Out, your friends ever turn up? Soundwave, I'm thinking Sinatra? It's human, but nobody's perfect, right?

Megatron--...

...Still here?

Comments

[organ_pharming]

Well, there's a potent message for taking care of the planet if I've ever heard one.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Yeah, if you don't recycle for it, it'll try to recycle you. [tsk.] Still have that disarming personality?

[organ_pharming]

Disarming, hm? That was almost a hand joke.

Not that I mind anymore. [He wiggles his new appendages- they're claws.]

[ex_dishonestly997]

Nice. I would say whose handiwork, but I really do want an answer, so I'll stop trying to bust your plates. What did it cost you?

[organ_pharming]

Not much. Perhaps a few lessons in the future. Knock Out was very accommodating.

You're sounding well for someone who's been missing for so long.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Knock Out? Huh.

...Hands are hard to fix, I hear. [was that a sideways compliment it's hard to tell]

Should I say "sorry to disappoint you"? I don't think you like me very much.

[organ_pharming]

Surprising, yes?

Oh, I like you about as much as I can like a mech wearing that particular symbol.