voice, forward dated post rescue

[ex_dishonestly997]

[it is still not decepticon to admit weakness so this post sounds hella jovial]

Next time it looks like I want an all-expenses paid vacation to Cybertron-knows-where, I'm not going to risk it. I'll just book a few days off from whatever it is stressing my processor and do the mountain retreat thing. Or drink.

So. Giving due credit to the planet for an overdue and pretty decent assassination attempt - I think, still a little fuzzy on that, I'll get back to you - what else have I missed? Vandal, how's your flimsy excuse for a house, any stiff breezes take it down yet? Blurr, are you still overworking yourself? Miko, Knock Out, your friends ever turn up? Soundwave, I'm thinking Sinatra? It's human, but nobody's perfect, right?

Megatron--...

...Still here?

Comments

[ex_dishonestly997]

Your approval means the world to me.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Oh, no need to thank me. [WE CAN SASS TOGETHER]

[ex_dishonestly997]

[whoa wait he's not getting all mad??]

... Yeah, well. [damn don't go getting fond of this guy SS] How's business?

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[HE'S PLAYING BITCHY CARD FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE]

Well, we haven't had any patients complaining about the planet trying to devour them.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Maybe it has a taste for Decepticons.

I am pretty delicious. [and very modest.] So where do you and I stand, exactly? I'm trying to figure out who I can go to to get my damage fixed.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

My policy is not to judge by Decepticon OR Autobot; as long as you're not obviously insane and out to do more harm than good, then I will offer my services. Part of my code as an Autobot dictates I do so anyway. And seeing as you and I are both former Decepticons - or however you like to see or call yourself - and you seem to be rather tame, then... Yes. If you need help, I'll see what I can do.