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[Wing appears over the link, the signal grainy and flickering. He's looking weary from the long trip back from the Badlands but with the barest hint of Prima's light in sight now, his relief is obvious. He can't wait to be home--that's he's starting to consider it home is a bit of revelation in and of itself--and touching the Link is the first part of that.]

Greetings all. We're safely on our way back from the Badlands, fear not. Now that I have Link access again I a few bits of business I'd like to attend to.

First off, know that phase one of the Rec Station is nearly complete. We'll bring you more details in the next few days!

Secondly, I seek some assistance from our medics, or anyone else that might be knowledgeable in the related areas. Let me explain.

The current configuration of my Cybertronian frame does not allow me to carry passengers. It simply wasn't necessary or useful previous to this. But now that there are more humanoids here I wish to be of better aid in this regard, which requires that I have a true cockpit that meets safety specs. _{And maybe a stereo system.}

[He's run into this convenience multiple times since arriving, time to do something about it! Plus he might have made a few promises to people...]

I don't wish to change my altmode or my frame entirely--[he cants his head as his thoughts side track] though I suppose minor upgrades could be considered if they were easy to do in the process [then a head shake as he pulls himself back to the primary topic.]--but I realize that our medics may not have the necessary equipment or resources to accomplish what I need entirely their own. So I plan to petition Solus for aid soon on the matter.

However...

Of equal importance is the safety of the passenger. So I also need data on the safety specifications and tolerances for transporting humans and other humanoid species: speed, altitude, temperature, air density and pressure, g-forces, and other relevant statistics. Given this data I will adapt all my flight protocols to take the safety of a passenger into account.

Any aid people could give me would with this be greatly appreciated.

[He seems pretty serious about this, not to mention eager.]

Thirdly, a few messages for folks I won't bore the rest of you with.

Vandal... am I correct in understanding that your wound is still not fully healed? I think my friend Korra may be able to do something about that and I'd like to introduce you two.

Korra, I have another human friend, Vandal, who was badly injured sometime ago. Natural healing for humans is rather slow from what I can tell. I know you can heal flesh with water bending? Is there anything you can do for her? I'd like to introduce you two if you are willing.

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Do you feel superior Starscream?

You should add it to your list of things that makes you superior. ~~One thing equals a list, right?~~

I am superior.

If I went into detail about it, we'd be here forever.

If that's true why aren't there people lining up for joyrides?

I think we've had that conversation before. Are you sure you want to repeat it?

Because I don't like squishy things in my cockpit.

So no joyrides even if they begged.

Shame. I guess you never get anyone off then. The ground, I mean.

You shouldn't make assumptions about things you don't know about.

Oh I know plenty about getting people off. _{The ground.}

Did you want some pointers?

You're the one needing the upgrade to get people off. The ground.

I don't think you're in any position to give pointers.

Oh technically I can do it now, I just want to do more daring things.

[That's pretty much true. HE COULD carry passengers, it just wouldn't be very safe.]

Like some unconventional positions.

There's nothing unconventional about someone riding on the inside.

Wow... what circles do you travel in? [Kinky.]

Only the best.

Sounds like you might be missing out on a few things.

Around here they must be pretty small.

I couldn't say, care to go into detail?

I would, but you'd never get the full effect by just having a description.

Sounds like you're dodging the question. Unless you're offering a demonstration that is?

Why? Did you want a demonstration?

Sure.

[Oh, so casual.]

Unless you think it might upset Jetfire.

What does Jetfire have to do with any of this?

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