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[Gunmax keeps a rather flat tone and expression for this particular post.]

Right, so in case it was a thing, we decided what to do with Perceptor. Community service is the idea; hopefully he'll calm down on the target practice and do more good on the gardening situation. Kid with the glasses... Raf? You get to be the Boss for him, hm?

I'm going to go ahead and get started on the police station by Megatronus's temple, just in case anyone needs to come find me or whatever.

Hmm, that's it, I suppose.

[locked to Knockout]

...Hey, so.

What's up with Breakdown?

-=-=-

[locked to Korra]

You back yet, Sparky?

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[What, no, go away, that's not how this works.]

[NOT ANSWERING.]

[YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME

RING RING MOTHERFUCKER]

[I'M TELLING DECKERD YOU SWORE.]

[NOPE. NOPE. RING ALL YOU WANT.]

[YOU DO THAT.

FINE. IT'S GONNA RING. ALL NIGHT.]

[FINE. HE WILL.]

[how do you even have time for this. why is there no 'silent' option. are you three.]

[FINE OKAY--]

What!

First of all!

Saying you're sorry that you don't like someone isn't much of an apology at all. I am trying to keep from ending up in fights with you, which you seem to really suck at. And I'm trying because of my friends and Shadowmaru. I don't need you to like me, but apparently you need to make a big stink out of this, and it's getting ridiculous. Your apology sucks!

Second of all!

You don't need my approval to join the Brave Police. Do. What. You. Want. I don't care. Just leave me alone already. I don't like you, you don't like me, and obviously everything I did for you was meaningless.

Third of all!

YOU STILL SUCK.

[Ragequit Disconnect Electric Boogaloo!]

It's not--!

[That's not even remotely fair.]

[Two can play this call-back game. Right?]

[UGH DON'T YOU DARE DO THIS.

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR IT.

...Right?]

[Oh no.]

[No, he can wait all night.]

[This is awful. This is hours later and you're still calling. Don't you have a miniature Shadowmaru to fawn over or something? Isn't that penciled into your schedule?!

No one can beat Gunmax at annoying people, but you're doing kind of a great job.

Eventually he grumbles and picks up.

And starts belting out "Highway to the Dangerzone" because he doesn't want to talk to you.]

[It's called multitasking thank you very much.]

[And do you have any idea how horrible that would sound with your accent? You're doing a disservice to the music, Gunmax.]

[All he needs is one little break in the obnoxious singing. As soon as it happens, he's going to jump in with--]

If it was meaningless, I would have stopped trying already!

[DISCONNECT TAKE TWO]