wheeljackofalltrades: (let's blow shit up!)
Wheeljack ([personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-09-10 12:33 am

[Video] [Originating from outside Solian Temple]

[What has two thumbs, two brand-new spankin’ wings and thought a flight test without training was a good idea?



THIS GUY.

But wait, let’s rewind. You know those little winglets Wheeljack had that couldn’t amount to half a sheet of metal? NO MORE. They are now large and in charge, completely capable of flight. The wheels on the bot’s legs and shoulders are now gone, replaced by pauldrons and is given a more streamlined look, but for the most part, the Wrecker stays the same. Did we mention the wings?

The Link opens up to a close-view of the Wrecker’s face, lip contorted into a thoughtful pout as he taps it.]


Is this thing on?

Of course it is! Are you sure you want to do this without supervision?

[Wheeljack only gives a nod, immediately backing up to show his new form, standing outside what looks to be Solus Prime’s temple. His wrists wiggle slightly, as if stretching them as he seems to be talking to the cameraman.]

I gotta learn somehow. Best way is to dive right into it. Can they see me?

Uh...yes. I believe so.

Great.

[He gives a little open gesture, open palm to his wings.]

Alright, got some news for you all. Bots from my world? Can’t really take flight like some of you guys can. Well that all ends today! Not sure how, but I got myself some nice, new feathers. So what better way to use them than what they were given for? Flight.

I have a bad feeling about this...

[There’s only a shrug from the Wrecker as he readies his position, rolling his shoulders. He had a feeling on how the transformation would work, so he’s feeling pretty confident on it. His feet brace themselves against the ground, and his his posture goes to that of someone ready to jump up into the air.]

‘Kay. First lift off. Three...two.....

One.


[He springs up, doing a twirl in the air as metal slides over metal, transforming into quite the handsome jet, going up into the sky....

and U-turning right into Solus Prime’s temple.


The jet immediately changes back as he crashes to the ground, groaning. That...could have gone better.]


JACKIE!!

[The camera goes all jittery as Ratchet runs over, looking to see the damages.]
docbot: (. . .)

[Video]

[personal profile] docbot 2012-09-10 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
They've been ... popping up whenever Wheeljack and I get within four feet of each other.

[So resigned. And ready to die.]
goingdownfighting: (I can't believe you actually care)

[Video]

[personal profile] goingdownfighting 2012-09-10 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that would explain the 'Jackie'. It's been floating around, but I just couldn't see you two as an item. He just didn't seem like your type. But now here it is, guess I was wrong.

[Despite his usual Cliff cheerfulness, this is all very confusing and I can assure you there is a lot of WHAT screaming inside that robotic head of his.]
docbot: (orz)

[Video] -> [Private]

[personal profile] docbot 2012-09-11 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
We're not--!

[Ugh okay fine, off to a private line this is enough.]

He's my type and we're ... together. That's really all you need to know. Don't... don't spread it around? It'll probably get out because of these slagging hearts, but...

[A deep sigh.]

I'd appreciate it.
goingdownfighting: (I can't believe you actually care)

[Private Video]

[personal profile] goingdownfighting 2012-09-11 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[I'm sorry if you were expecting a normal answer, because he's far too busy laughing right now.

Just wow.]
docbot: (orz)

[Private Video]

[personal profile] docbot 2012-09-11 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course you responded like that, Cliffjumper. Of course you did. Ratchet is never going to forgive you.]

Primus, just let me die.