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re_alignment2012-09-10 05:48 pm
herodecoded) wrote in re_alignment2012-09-10 05:48 pm
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[Video][Originating from Vector's Temple]
[The feed begins with a great start: Dinobot throwing a copy of 'Much Ado About Nothing' off screen. He looks quite harried and tired from whatever it was.]
SHUT UP!
Fellow Cybertonians....
[He's soon cut off from a deeper, more eloquent voice. The superiority and smugness drip from every syllable.]
Oh mighty Dinobot, dost thou lie so low? Are all thy conquests, glories, triumphs, spoils, shrunk to this little measure? You always did enjoy that tripe and now it seems to be your undoing, Yeeeeees.
[Dinobot growls in frustration, hurling a copy of 'Julius Ceasar' at the voice.]
SILENCE!
It seems one of the glyphless has followed me from the Badlands...perhaps there is one who might possess a solution?
[More booming laughter sounds offscreen.]
And to think such a mighty warrior has been reduced to this. Maybe you want to ask the humans for help.
[Dinobot shouts in frustration before violently turning the feed. That probably was nothing, nothing to worry about.]
SHUT UP!
Fellow Cybertonians....
[He's soon cut off from a deeper, more eloquent voice. The superiority and smugness drip from every syllable.]
Oh mighty Dinobot, dost thou lie so low? Are all thy conquests, glories, triumphs, spoils, shrunk to this little measure? You always did enjoy that tripe and now it seems to be your undoing, Yeeeeees.
[Dinobot growls in frustration, hurling a copy of 'Julius Ceasar' at the voice.]
SILENCE!
It seems one of the glyphless has followed me from the Badlands...perhaps there is one who might possess a solution?
[More booming laughter sounds offscreen.]
And to think such a mighty warrior has been reduced to this. Maybe you want to ask the humans for help.
[Dinobot shouts in frustration before violently turning the feed. That probably was nothing, nothing to worry about.]
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Oh no. I'd say you deserve this unbearable treatment. ...Whatever this is.
[All he knows is that is it's making Dinobot unhappy.
And that's good enough for him.]
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Why not share my pain, ursine?!
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[This is a riot, really.]
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Oh but I insist, Dinobot, invite your bear friend over. After all, I need someone to share my joy at your pain.
SHUT UP!
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Who are you talking to, anyway?
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[The voice chortles.]
Once again I underestimate the levels of your stupidity, Dinobot. Are we really going to play the denial game?
It is no one!
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[RUDE]
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Apologies for my lieutenant. He's quite uncivilized, as effective a warrior he was.
LEAVE!
[Megatron has no other response but to laugh.]
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The glyphless are monsters, right?
I'd say kill it.
[He's . . . not going to comment on the fact that "it" seems RIDICULOUSLY eloquent.]
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[He shrugs.]
You asked for suggestions. You didn't say what you'd already tried.
[He frowns at a thought.]
Wait . . . the glyphless aren't killable, then?
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I hear magma pits double as great disposal units.
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I do not need your input.
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And does he have a name?
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[Oh dear, it seems like someone wants a gander at the bot of the hour. A purple face buts in on the feed, a face oozing pure superiority.]
You may not know me, but I know many of you very well, yeeees. You might know me by my predecessor's--
I said SHUT UP!
[The mech stabs at the hologram, only for it to do nothing.]
--would you cease your confounded swordsmanship? As I was saying, you may know me by the name of my predecessor--Megatron, yeeees.
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[He'll stare for a second at that face, running the check through his processors.]
Okay. Whoa.
On my list of things I expected to deal with today... [but why does he sound pleased, under the anticipation.]
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Do you see my dilemma?
no subject
no subject
[Dinobot shoots a cursory glance at the mech.]
He is far more vile than he sounds.
There you go with your endless prattling against me. It's amazing I ever made you lieutenant in the first place.
SILENCE!