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re_alignment2012-09-11 11:31 am
whirlybird_of_prey) wrote in re_alignment2012-09-11 11:31 am
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[VIDEO GLEAMING WITH JUSTICE *shhhhiiiinng!* ]
[Behold, lowly denizens of Haven. It is Whirl, the Superhero you never knew you wanted, and probably still don't. But he is here to change that. He is going to win hearts and minds if he has to punch something's face off.]
[Yeah, sooner or later he'll get over his face-hate.]
[Whirl is broadcasting from his latest super-important heroic task. He's hovering in his robot mode, velos on his shoulders spinning up, keeping him airborne and ruffling a silver cape that is now down to his waist. Over his shoulder, you can dimly make out, on the ground below, an Acolyte, robed, hands clutched together in gratitude as Whirl goes about the MIGHTY DEED of....
[...rescuing kittens from a tree. The camera is attached to his wrist just above the basket where he's collecting the kittens, so the feed is periodically interrupted by little 'mew's. And as you watch, here's a tender sight: Whirl's massive, lethal claws holding a kitten. In one simple scissor, he could have two half-kittens *snip* but he does not, depositing the fuzzy grey blob in the basket. This might be your first clue that something is seriously wrong here. Well....wrong being a relative term.]
This feat is INSUFFICIENTLY MIGHTY, citizens. [This is a heroic voice indeed, deep and studly.Just ask Ambulon.] *mew*
Seriously. who the frag is launching entire colonies of kittens into trees? What is wrong with you people?
And why didn't you invite me?
[He blinks and his voice takes the deeper timbre.]
Citizens. I am more aware than most of the injustices rife amongst our midst.
Frag. Fraggin' First Aid probably shoved a thesaurus program into my aft. Creepy thought. Knew something was a little off about him. [What? Internalize his thoughts? It's canon: Whirl can't do that.] *mew*
Maybe that Vandal , fraggin' human all...warm and gross and shifty. Or...Prism.
PRISM. [Seethe. Finally something Whirl can agree on. With himself. ]
Assorted miscreants, varlets, scoundrels and other indeterminate criminal types. I am putting you on notice. JUSTICE is HERE. And Justice has his optic on you.
[Justice however does not have a face.]
*mew*
[Yeah, sooner or later he'll get over his face-hate.]
[Whirl is broadcasting from his latest super-important heroic task. He's hovering in his robot mode, velos on his shoulders spinning up, keeping him airborne and ruffling a silver cape that is now down to his waist. Over his shoulder, you can dimly make out, on the ground below, an Acolyte, robed, hands clutched together in gratitude as Whirl goes about the MIGHTY DEED of....
[...rescuing kittens from a tree. The camera is attached to his wrist just above the basket where he's collecting the kittens, so the feed is periodically interrupted by little 'mew's. And as you watch, here's a tender sight: Whirl's massive, lethal claws holding a kitten. In one simple scissor, he could have two half-kittens *snip* but he does not, depositing the fuzzy grey blob in the basket. This might be your first clue that something is seriously wrong here. Well....wrong being a relative term.]
This feat is INSUFFICIENTLY MIGHTY, citizens. [This is a heroic voice indeed, deep and studly.
Seriously. who the frag is launching entire colonies of kittens into trees? What is wrong with you people?
And why didn't you invite me?
[He blinks and his voice takes the deeper timbre.]
Citizens. I am more aware than most of the injustices rife amongst our midst.
Frag. Fraggin' First Aid probably shoved a thesaurus program into my aft. Creepy thought. Knew something was a little off about him. [What? Internalize his thoughts? It's canon: Whirl can't do that.] *mew*
Maybe that Vandal , fraggin' human all...warm and gross and shifty. Or...Prism.
PRISM. [Seethe. Finally something Whirl can agree on. With himself. ]
Assorted miscreants, varlets, scoundrels and other indeterminate criminal types. I am putting you on notice. JUSTICE is HERE. And Justice has his optic on you.
[Justice however does not have a face.]
*mew*