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[VIDEO GLEAMING WITH JUSTICE shhhhiiiinng! ]

[Behold, lowly denizens of Haven. It is Whirl, the Superhero you never knew you wanted, ~~and probably still don't~~. But he is here to change that. He is going to win hearts and minds if he has to punch something's face off.]

[Yeah, sooner or later he'll get over his face-hate.]

[Whirl is broadcasting from his latest super-important heroic task. He's hovering in his robot mode, velos on his shoulders spinning up, keeping him airborne and ruffling a silver cape that is now down to his waist. Over his shoulder, you can dimly make out, on the ground below, an Acolyte, robed, hands clutched together in gratitude as Whirl goes about the MIGHTY DEED of....

[...rescuing kittens from a tree. The camera is attached to his wrist just above the basket where he's collecting the kittens, so the feed is periodically interrupted by little 'mew's. And as you watch, here's a tender sight: Whirl's massive, lethal claws holding a kitten. In one simple scissor, he could have two half-kittens *snip* but he does not, depositing the fuzzy grey blob in the basket.  This might be your first clue that something is seriously wrong here. Well....wrong being a relative term.]

This feat is INSUFFICIENTLY MIGHTY, citizens. [This is a heroic voice indeed, deep and studly. ~~Just ask Ambulon~~.]   *mew*

Seriously. who the frag is launching entire colonies of kittens into trees? What is wrong with you people?

And why didn't you invite me?

[He blinks and his voice takes the deeper timbre.]

Citizens. I am more aware than most of the injustices rife amongst our midst.

Frag. Fraggin' First Aid probably shoved a thesaurus program into my aft. Creepy thought. Knew something was a little off about him. [What? Internalize his thoughts? It's canon: Whirl can't do that.]   *mew*

Maybe that Vandal , fraggin' human all...warm and gross and shifty. Or...Prism.

PRISM.   [Seethe. Finally something Whirl can agree on. With himself. ]

Assorted miscreants, varlets, scoundrels and other indeterminate criminal types. I am putting you on notice. JUSTICE is HERE. And Justice has his optic on you.

[Justice however does not have a face.]

*mew*

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Are you ...high or something?

CITIZEN. I am high on the mighty fumes of JUSTICE.

_{Someone fraggin' shoot me.}

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The fum......how does justice smell? [Because he's wondering that right now.]

Whirl?

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So you were serious about all life being sacred and important.

[He'd...sort of thought that you weren't, by your tone.]

I suppose it is good that someone is taking it on themselves to watch out for the animals...

[It's just...this seems wrong. Just like Shadomaru/Kagerou.]

[He will just hold up a kitten. Hello, McCrane, have an extreme closeup of kittenface.]

Do you require further proof?

I assist all those who need my mighty claws of victory.

[Psh. Unlike everyone else here. Everyone sucks but Whirl.]

No, further proof won't be necessary.

[This is twice that you've stuck up for them, after all.]

I am simply impressed. I was not even aware that there were cats on Cybertron.

[Wait.]

Is that normal?

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A-are those kittens?

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...in trees. That a problem for you?

[Whoooo wow a whole 5 kliks without boldfaced herospeak.]

I just... I didn't think they would have those here.

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...and here I thought you couldn't get even more crazy.

Right. After all, you're the expert on crazy around here.

[Glare. Which reminds him.]

YOU MEAN CRAZY FOR JUSTICE [Meh, not his best line, but whatever.]

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So, does 'justice' just plan to watch then?

[Snicker.] Hey maybe I am just that kinky.

[Wait he feels like you are judging him with those big red optics and all.

[NO ONE JUDGES WHIRL.]

You will have to wait and see, then, criminal.

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[Above Leviathan's head there is a floating >__> face.]

What's gotten into you?

[And now it's turned into a O__o face. How odd.]

...Where did those kittens come from?

Nothing as weird as your face.

[/mature.]

Dunno. Look. My job is to get 'em out of trees, not to take their fraggin' life story.

Why? You want one?

You are unworthy!

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Whirl...! I'm--[Surprised? Impressed? Mildly taken aback?]--happy you've taken such an active role to improving the community.

[And um...]

What are going to do with those kittens...?

Do you doubt my VIRTUE and valor?!

[How dare you, voice. HOW DARE.]

CERTAINLY not turning them over to some shadowy weirdo.

[He's got his own shadowy weirdo right here.]

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Yes, you are... very... heroic.

[He really doesn't know what the Hell is going on.]

Um, have you still thought about asking one of the medics around here for psychiatry help until a real therapist inevitably drops in from the sky?

YES I AM

[Just go with it, Ambulon. Try to make sense of the world and you'll only go crazy.]

I DO NOT NEED HELP. I am the one doing the helping.

Seriously. Got a fraggin' cape and everything.

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My goodness, what sort of glorious trouble have you gotten into now? Wait, don't tell me.

[He shuffles the cards, and draws. And then laughs. It's a more unhinged laugh than usual.]

The Fool. The Chosen. And the Savior. My oh my, Whirl, how dreadfully unlike you, to play the Knight.

Is it? Is it really?

Fortunetelling is against the law... that I just made up because I don't like you.

[At least he's honest?]

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Photobucket

. . .

You sound like you're having a dual-processing problem.

Or something.

I am immune to problems, miscreant

Hey aren't you the nerd who watches tv all the time?

Loser.

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[Video] LOL IKR!? No one in G1 can hit the broadside of a barn. From the /inside/. XD;;;

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... if justice only has one optic, how can he have it on everyone simultaneously?

DOUBT IF YOU MUST, UNBELIEVER

I'll just keep my optic on you.

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