re_alignment | [Video/Action; Originating from Vector Prime's temple] Pata-pata!

[UGH. That is not the audio function. Stupid new body.

Have you ever seen an angry Italian Ferrari robot? Well if you have, you probably haven't seen them in six-inch form. The Link opens up to show Mirage, and it's obvious to see that something about him has changed. Compared to everything else around him he seems...more petite. Not that it stops him. The bot is rather stubborn, and is making his way around Vector Prime's temple (at a snail's pace, mind you), hoping he could just voice-talk his way through this problem, get it solved and move on with his life.

However, luck is not on this guy's side today, so congrats everyone! You're looking at bitty!Mirage! And...he's not too happy, rattling off curse words in both Italian AND Cybertronian. That's not good language, mister )8<

On the front of his chestplate is the Cybertronian glyph for "Mirage". An...odd aesthetic.]

Dio mio...This is embarrassing...

[If Shockwave or Barricade see this--]

Ironhide. Anyone. I require some assistance.

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Very well. I will be...here.

[It's not like he can really get very far anyway.]

Stronzate. I am not adorable.

[Don't patronize him, Blurr )<]

I am unsure how this happened. I woke up this way.

[He just smiles, and then disconnects. True to his word, the roar of jets sound overhead as the shuttle approaches the temple. Now to just be careful about where he stepped... Transforming, he barely stepped inside, carefully observing the ground where he walked]

Mirage?

[Just don't squish him please. That's all he asks.]

I realize that, Orso. I'm not sure how this happened.

It's Teddie.

[Regardless of how annoyed he sounds, Teddie manages to keep a smile and places Mirage on his giant bear head.]

So where're we headed, bub?

...[He stops and then snorts.]

Haha... headed. Get it? Because you're on my head? Ha!

Really? Because you look like you're about t'fall into a crack in the tiles. And I didn't think the cracks at Vector's Temple were that wide.

[Oh hello, suddenly hoisted up onto a large head. This is new territory for Mirage. He's always been used to being the larger one.]

I am...still thinking on that. I do not know how to fix myself.

I do believe my optics are functioning fine.

I would be careful. You don't want to get stepped on. Now, that would be a tragedy and humiliation.

Ngh...

[You caught him.]

Cazzo.

Hm, yes, nor do I...

[He rubs his lack of a chin.]

You know who does know how to fix stuff? Doctors.

Language, Mirage, language. How'd you end up that way, anyway?

[Now there's an idea. If anyone would know what to do, it'd be a medic.]

My usual physician is not here. But perhaps the others...

By the way, I have no idea where the doctors are!

[So... feel free to direct him.]

I assure you such a thing will not happen.

You don't have to worry on that account.

[Look down, there's a very annoyed little red dot down there.]

I am here!

[Don't tell him what to do ugh. He's an ADULT.]

To be honest, I have no idea.

I have no idea what stronzate means but is probably not a nice words STILL Italian sounds very musical.

There might be ^{little organics} like Miko or Kay around _{don't say bad} words. [He gives the tiny robot a small poke.] Are you hurt in any way?

[Well he's acting like a HATCHLING.]

Well. If there was any rhyme or reason to what's been going on I might be able to make a list. Unfortunately not.

...

[Internal screaming.]

Solian temple.

[Oh God super careful now. He slowly kneels, peering down at the tiny red dot. Mirage? He practically needs a magnifying glass to see you!]

This is quite the predicament you have found yourself in, friend.

[He lowers a hand to allow him up]

I'm sure you would rather talk face to face.

...Which one is that?

[Oops.]

Oh, really? Found someone to carry you around in their storage space then?

[Ugh. Why. He should have called Shockwave to just let Driller eat him.]

The one with the spires, that way.

[He gestures in the direction.]

[That tiny poke is enough to send him on his butt. UGH WHY IS HE SO SMALL.]

No. I am not.

[You get points for liking Italian, at least.]

Scusa?

This has been happening often?

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