re_alignment | [Video/Action; Originating from Vector Prime's temple] Pata-pata!

[UGH. That is not the audio function. Stupid new body.

Have you ever seen an angry Italian Ferrari robot? Well if you have, you probably haven't seen them in six-inch form. The Link opens up to show Mirage, and it's obvious to see that something about him has changed. Compared to everything else around him he seems...more petite. Not that it stops him. The bot is rather stubborn, and is making his way around Vector Prime's temple (at a snail's pace, mind you), hoping he could just voice-talk his way through this problem, get it solved and move on with his life.

However, luck is not on this guy's side today, so congrats everyone! You're looking at bitty!Mirage! And...he's not too happy, rattling off curse words in both Italian AND Cybertronian. That's not good language, mister )8<

On the front of his chestplate is the Cybertronian glyph for "Mirage". An...odd aesthetic.]

Dio mio...This is embarrassing...

[If Shockwave or Barricade see this--]

Ironhide. Anyone. I require some assistance.

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It's Teddie.

[Regardless of how annoyed he sounds, Teddie manages to keep a smile and places Mirage on his giant bear head.]

So where're we headed, bub?

...[He stops and then snorts.]

Haha... headed. Get it? Because you're on my head? Ha!

[Oh hello, suddenly hoisted up onto a large head. This is new territory for Mirage. He's always been used to being the larger one.]

I am...still thinking on that. I do not know how to fix myself.

Hm, yes, nor do I...

[He rubs his lack of a chin.]

You know who does know how to fix stuff? Doctors.

[Now there's an idea. If anyone would know what to do, it'd be a medic.]

My usual physician is not here. But perhaps the others...

By the way, I have no idea where the doctors are!

[So... feel free to direct him.]

...

[Internal screaming.]

Solian temple.

...Which one is that?

[Oops.]

[Ugh. Why. He should have called Shockwave to just let Driller eat him.]

The one with the spires, that way.

[He gestures in the direction.]

Rright! I knew that! Let's a-go!

[Get it. Cause Italian.]

That was the worst attempt at Italian accent.

Sideswipe even does better.

[wheeee field trip!]

Heheh, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Teddie heads over to the temple in his usual casual manner. Take in the sights, he's not hurrying anytime soon.]

I get the feeling you wouldn't.

[The nice slow pace is relaxing, bobbing up and down like a boat. Don't mind if he just...lies down.]

Nothing happened to you?

Was something 'spose to happen to me?

[His eyes look upward, despite the fact that he knows very well he can't see on top of his head.]

Maybe I got cuter. ...Or fuzzier! Quick, pet me and tell me what you think. WAIT NO, don't pet me. Let's find a girl to pet me.

Strange things have been happening to people these past few days. I have ignored most of it.

Because of my own predicament.

Yes, but what does that have to do with girls?

[So much focus right now.]

Scusi? What does that have to do with anything.

You don't pay attention at all, do you? Who wants to bet that's why you shrank in the first place. You probably stumbled under some kinda shrinky ray and didn't even realize it!

NO! I was like this when I went to recharge!

Recharge right into a shrinky ray, maybe.

[He's going to jab his blade at him, not enough to cut, but as a little poke.]

I did not!

[That probably was a poor idea. It might've just been a poke, but bears are sensitive creatures. I hope you enjoy crazy flailing.]

OWOWOWOW!! Why would you do that?!

[AGH HE IMMEDIATELY REGRETS THIS DECISION.]

STOP THAT.

[He does stop, but he angrily shakes hos fist up at him.]

I'm giving you a free ride here, buster! You better respect the fur!

[Those optics narrow, but he moves his blade away from the fur, lying down on top of it again lazily.

Teddie had a point.]

Mi dispiace. It's just frustrating.

What is? I don't see you having to do any stock duty.

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