re_alignment | [Video/Action; Originating from Vector Prime's temple] Pata-pata!

[UGH. That is not the audio function. Stupid new body.

Have you ever seen an angry Italian Ferrari robot? Well if you have, you probably haven't seen them in six-inch form. The Link opens up to show Mirage, and it's obvious to see that something about him has changed. Compared to everything else around him he seems...more petite. Not that it stops him. The bot is rather stubborn, and is making his way around Vector Prime's temple (at a snail's pace, mind you), hoping he could just voice-talk his way through this problem, get it solved and move on with his life.

However, luck is not on this guy's side today, so congrats everyone! You're looking at bitty!Mirage! And...he's not too happy, rattling off curse words in both Italian AND Cybertronian. That's not good language, mister )8<

On the front of his chestplate is the Cybertronian glyph for "Mirage". An...odd aesthetic.]

Dio mio...This is embarrassing...

[If Shockwave or Barricade see this--]

Ironhide. Anyone. I require some assistance.

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

[Did you ask for assistance?]

[NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

That image disappears immediately, but his voice remains.]

Orso.

Nngh, it's Teddie. And I can help, in fact I'm fully prebeared to assist you.

[AKA HE'S BORED AND NO ONE WILL PLAY WITH HIM PLEASE LET HIM HELP]

...You will assist me?

[Well...It's better than randomly walking around Vector's temple waiting to get stepped on.]

......very well.

Alrighty, now we're talking!

[You can't see it, but he arm-pumps.]

Tell me where you are and I'll be right over!

...Vector Prime's temple. I will attempt to make it to the entrance.

[No promises though. It's a big place.]

[AAAAAH SO CUTEEEEE. You get (mostly) normal Blurr unless they go to a room in the temple that has less light.]

MIRAGE IS THAT YOU? Ahhhh you ^are so tiny!!!

My, aren't you just bug size. So easily crushable.

That's okay! Once I find the right temple, I should be able to sniff you out. I'll be over in a jiffy!

[And then he hangs up, rather quickly, too. He's just so excited he has something to do now.]

[No. No it is not.

You have the wrong tiny italian beetle good sir.]

Ah...si. I realize this.

You are mistaken.

[Well, he tried.]

[Once Teddie hangs up, Mirage transforms into a tiny little Ferrari, driving his way through the temple. WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BIG...

After what seems like FOREVER, he gets to the entrance.]

[Teddie eventually walks up in his usual casual waddle, his feet squeaking like they always do with each step.

His nose twitches slightly as he gets closer, knowing very well Mirage is near but...where is he? Yeah, he didn't notice the bittiness, way to go bear.]

Uh, hello?

[His eyes dart around as he continues walking.]

I know you're here somewhere, don't you trick me!

Ah... erm, Mirage?

[ohgodhessotiny]

[FHL, does he really have to point this out, you silly bear?

He gathers up what's left of his dignity, honking his horn a few times.

Down here!]

[Oh...it's Skyfire.

Shiiiit.]

Buongiorno.

[Oh....OH.

That's an adorable toy car right there, yes it is!

He's just going to reach down and try to pick that up.]

[ohmygodyoureadorableohmygodohmygod]

Is... everything alright over there? Do you require assistance of any sort?

[It's hard not to smile, so he doesn't even try, beaming warmly over the feed]

[As soon as Teddie grabs him, the robot instantly transforms in the bear's hand, changing back to his usual self. And boy does he look embarrassed.]

Then maybe he needs to look at you closer to make sure it's you, Mirage. He does want to hold you.]

Youlookadorable What HAP-PE-NED?

[Don't let him know that, because respect is everything to this bot.]

Ah...Assistance would be welcome...

[NOT THAT HE CAN'T HANDLE IT. HE'S JUST -LETTING- YOU HELP.]

[Gasp.

WELL GOLLY, it turned out it wasn't a toy after all. And now, within his paw, is the robot who keeps being a big jerk to him. Is this karma? It feels like karma to me.]

You're an itty bitty robot! H-How the heck did that happen?

[Mirage said he wanted Barricade to see this, right? At least he spends a while squinting at the video before saying something. And grinning like this is the most hilarious thing.]

You seem smaller than usual~

[His lips are sealed. He looks quite happy for the chance to go and help, and nods]

I'll be there in just a moment. It should not take me too long to arrive...

[No. No no no no no.

You get F- - for not listening to his thoughts, Cade. Don't mind him as he frantically tries to get that Audio to work.]

You are mistaken.

Page 1 of 15

[Video/Action; Originating from Vector Prime's temple] Pata-pata!

[Video]

[NOPE.JPG'S TO AUDIO]

[Audio]

[Audio]

[Audio]

[Audio]

[Action]

video

[Audio]

[Action]

FINALLY FIGURES OUT AUDIO

[Action]

[Action]

video

[Action]

video

[Action]

video

[Action]

[Action]

video

[Action]

[video]

video

[video]