re_alignment | [Video/Action; Originating from Vector Prime's temple] Pata-pata!

[UGH. That is not the audio function. Stupid new body.

Have you ever seen an angry Italian Ferrari robot? Well if you have, you probably haven't seen them in six-inch form. The Link opens up to show Mirage, and it's obvious to see that something about him has changed. Compared to everything else around him he seems...more petite. Not that it stops him. The bot is rather stubborn, and is making his way around Vector Prime's temple (at a snail's pace, mind you), hoping he could just voice-talk his way through this problem, get it solved and move on with his life.

However, luck is not on this guy's side today, so congrats everyone! You're looking at bitty!Mirage! And...he's not too happy, rattling off curse words in both Italian AND Cybertronian. That's not good language, mister )8<

On the front of his chestplate is the Cybertronian glyph for "Mirage". An...odd aesthetic.]

Dio mio...This is embarrassing...

[If Shockwave or Barricade see this--]

Ironhide. Anyone. I require some assistance.

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That's okay! Once I find the right temple, I should be able to sniff you out. I'll be over in a jiffy!

[And then he hangs up, rather quickly, too. He's just so excited he has something to do now.]

[Once Teddie hangs up, Mirage transforms into a tiny little Ferrari, driving his way through the temple. WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BIG...

After what seems like FOREVER, he gets to the entrance.]

[Teddie eventually walks up in his usual casual waddle, his feet squeaking like they always do with each step.

His nose twitches slightly as he gets closer, knowing very well Mirage is near but...where is he? Yeah, he didn't notice the bittiness, way to go bear.]

Uh, hello?

[His eyes dart around as he continues walking.]

I know you're here somewhere, don't you trick me!

[FHL, does he really have to point this out, you silly bear?

He gathers up what's left of his dignity, honking his horn a few times.

Down here!]

[Oh....OH.

That's an adorable toy car right there, yes it is!

He's just going to reach down and try to pick that up.]

[As soon as Teddie grabs him, the robot instantly transforms in the bear's hand, changing back to his usual self. And boy does he look embarrassed.]

[Gasp.

WELL GOLLY, it turned out it wasn't a toy after all. And now, within his paw, is the robot who keeps being a big jerk to him. Is this karma? It feels like karma to me.]

You're an itty bitty robot! H-How the heck did that happen?

[Just don't squish him please. That's all he asks.]

I realize that, Orso. I'm not sure how this happened.

It's Teddie.

[Regardless of how annoyed he sounds, Teddie manages to keep a smile and places Mirage on his giant bear head.]

So where're we headed, bub?

...[He stops and then snorts.]

Haha... headed. Get it? Because you're on my head? Ha!

[Oh hello, suddenly hoisted up onto a large head. This is new territory for Mirage. He's always been used to being the larger one.]

I am...still thinking on that. I do not know how to fix myself.

Hm, yes, nor do I...

[He rubs his lack of a chin.]

You know who does know how to fix stuff? Doctors.

[Now there's an idea. If anyone would know what to do, it'd be a medic.]

My usual physician is not here. But perhaps the others...

By the way, I have no idea where the doctors are!

[So... feel free to direct him.]

...

[Internal screaming.]

Solian temple.

...Which one is that?

[Oops.]

[Ugh. Why. He should have called Shockwave to just let Driller eat him.]

The one with the spires, that way.

[He gestures in the direction.]

Rright! I knew that! Let's a-go!

[Get it. Cause Italian.]

That was the worst attempt at Italian accent.

Sideswipe even does better.

[wheeee field trip!]

Heheh, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Teddie heads over to the temple in his usual casual manner. Take in the sights, he's not hurrying anytime soon.]

I get the feeling you wouldn't.

[The nice slow pace is relaxing, bobbing up and down like a boat. Don't mind if he just...lies down.]

Nothing happened to you?

Was something 'spose to happen to me?

[His eyes look upward, despite the fact that he knows very well he can't see on top of his head.]

Maybe I got cuter. ...Or fuzzier! Quick, pet me and tell me what you think. WAIT NO, don't pet me. Let's find a girl to pet me.

Strange things have been happening to people these past few days. I have ignored most of it.

Because of my own predicament.

Yes, but what does that have to do with girls?

[So much focus right now.]

Scusi? What does that have to do with anything.

You don't pay attention at all, do you? Who wants to bet that's why you shrank in the first place. You probably stumbled under some kinda shrinky ray and didn't even realize it!

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