[ VIDEO ][ ORIGIN: Vector Prime's Temple ]

[lifepersists]

[ Who is this handsome mech? He's the usual red and white like a medic, but his frame isn't quite as boxy as an ambulance altmode would suggest. Instead, he even has wings. And wheels. And a nasty scar over one optic. Somehow, it doesn't make him any less attractive.

He has Megatronus's glyph, but whatever. He seems like a pretty badass mech. ]

I'm... Primary Care.

[ Nice smooth, deep voice there. You can pretty much hear the uncertainty melt away. ]

I'm First Aid's friend. Just letting everyone know he's busy. Very busy, you won't be able to talk to him. He's a busy miss lizzy.

[ Oh, that was lame. ]

Goodbye!

Comments

[sword_redemption]

but he's doing important work healing others. he shouldn't feel bad being busy with that.


then why would he


i haven't! i'm not! (>_

[lifepersists]

A bit of contact would have been... good for him, that's all.


Don't be so modest! He also told me you're quite handsome.

[sword_redemption]

i'll remember that


...but he thinks i'm a slut.

[lifepersists]

I know, right? You must be really great. A very handsome, kind slut.

[sword_redemption]

[He has no idea how to respond. Really. He's sort of flabbergasted. Handsome? Not really. Kind? Not a lot of mechs would say that.

[And then there's 'slut'.]

are you sure that is the word he used? slut? really?

[lifepersists]

Yeah, I'm sure.





Slut is a compliment, isn't it?

[sword_redemption]

no

it's not really a nice word.

[lifepersists]

[ FRAG. ]

Ah.





...He'll be. uh. Disappointed to hear that.

[sword_redemption]

so that's not the word he meant?

[lifepersists]

No, definitely not.

[sword_redemption]

but he told you to say that. why would he do that?

[lifepersists]

Well, you see. It gets a bit complicated. Apparently a certain human told him that it's a compliment.

[ This third person stuff is getting... a bit weird. ]

[sword_redemption]

maybe he heard wrong or the word means something different some place else. because first aid seems really

sweet

[lifepersists]

You think that?

[sword_redemption]

yes

but not sweet in a bad way

he saved us all on Delphi no one else could have done that.

[lifepersists]

I don't think First Aid believes that.

[sword_redemption]

i believe it

i wish he did

it's far better to do what he did than what i can do

[...could do, back in his old body. Yeah.]