001 Medical Report // [Voice] [originating from Trion's Temple]

[neonmedic]

[The voice may be familiar to several of you, and it's filled with a mixture of aggravation, confusion, and curiosity]

So, Cybertron, is it? Definitely not one I remember. A question for anyone who can hear this. Is there any more up to date information available? I'm not trusting the sole source so far.

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[ex_dishonestly997]

[scoping the other replies, with a soft exvent]

Another medic.

Well, get comfortable, you'll be here for a while.

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[neonmedic]

How many medics are here, I wonder?

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[ex_dishonestly997]

Plenty.

Know anything about human biology?

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[neonmedic]

That is a refreshing thought.

[an unseen shrug]

Enough to fit my requirements. [basics, and a few gigs of human medical texts among other books]

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[ex_dishonestly997]

Wait, what, seriously? You--[he wasn't expecting a yes.]

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[neonmedic]

Merely basic physiology. [At least. He did know what pheromones meant in context, but he's not sharing the full extent of his knowledge.]

You seem surprised. Why?

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[ex_dishonestly997]

We get a lot of medics with no experience about organics. I don't have any experience with organics.

I can point you to Soundwave, he'll want to know. [beat] Oh, and, uh.

My name's Starscream.

[he looks like he's braced for something. Alternate selves y u always ruin his credibility before he has a chance to]

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[neonmedic]

[optic ridge arched]

You're a Starscream? The one I know is more interested in squishing organics than in helping them.

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[ex_dishonestly997]

I'm not surprised.

I went through a... phase. [an organic squishing phase] It doesn't actually improve anything.

Squishing organics, I mean.

You're gonna hang up on me, now, right?

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[neonmedic]

But you're not doing that now, are you? Harming humans, that is.

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[ex_dishonestly997]

No.

Glad to see that Autobot concern for humankind holds strong across universes. First thing you think about when you end up here on a terrifying, desolate alien version of Cybertron.

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[neonmedic]

This version of Cybertron is distressingly similar to mine, at least on the surface.

[a shrug] To be honest, my first concern was being ambushed by Decepticons, but as that hasn't occurred, I think I shall worry about those who cannot defend themselves as well.