Noisy Boy, The Steel Samurai (
wakizashi_straight) wrote in
re_alignment2012-07-01 06:33 pm
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[Video -> Text] [Transmission Originating From: Vectorian Sector]
[The video is only on for a few moments - long enough to show a purple bot with wide shoulders, a samurai helmet, and glowing yellow optics - before shutting off. After that is a burst of text.]
Many of you exceed WRB height restrictions. You also violate a number of other WRB regulations, including illegal use of weapons and possession non-standard upgrades.
I am not where I should be.
[He would just like to let you all know YOU ARE SO ILLEGAL. SO. ILLEGAL now down to a few extra messages-]
If anyone happens to see Charlie Kenton I would like to be informed. He is a human with short, dark hair and brown eyes. He also has a son, Max. I do not wish them to be alone with unfamiliar bots if they come here.
Gunmax. Thank you for the ride, when we arrived. It was kind of you.
To the bot with the fins on his head: My name is Noisy Boy. 'Soundwave' is a terrible name.
And there was a red and white bot. I apologize if I fightened you somehow.
Many of you exceed WRB height restrictions. You also violate a number of other WRB regulations, including illegal use of weapons and possession non-standard upgrades.
I am not where I should be.
[He would just like to let you all know YOU ARE SO ILLEGAL. SO. ILLEGAL now down to a few extra messages-]
If anyone happens to see Charlie Kenton I would like to be informed. He is a human with short, dark hair and brown eyes. He also has a son, Max. I do not wish them to be alone with unfamiliar bots if they come here.
Gunmax. Thank you for the ride, when we arrived. It was kind of you.
To the bot with the fins on his head: My name is Noisy Boy. 'Soundwave' is a terrible name.
And there was a red and white bot. I apologize if I fightened you somehow.

[video]
I didn't mean to imply they were. Just that this is a different kind of fight.
[text]
[Insert sigh here.]
I know. If this were the fighting I am accustomed to this might be easier.
[video]
[Drift laughs. It's not unfriendly.]
I know that feeling. I spent so long fighting the enemy that I just keep fighting. I don't think, sometimes, there's anything else I really can do.
[text]
My handler - Charlie Kenton - could not get League matches. And I have not been an in-demand fighter in America for some time.
[Drift, that sounds like how Noisy Boy feels about now. But it does perk him up marginally.]
Have you been doing anything besides fighting?
[video]
[To both or either. Or neither. He can sense the other's a bit uncomfortable. A mech's past is his business: no one knows that more than Drift. ]
I've been protecting others. It's not much of a change, but it helps. It's meaningful.
[text]
[He pauses for a moment. While he prefers to keep some things to himself, his life is public knowledge. He has faith that, sooner or later, someone will show up and tell.]
did not have the money or prestige to enter league matches. And the match at Crash Palace was the soonest one available after my purchase, I am certain.
[It was not his proudest moment... and might have completely ended his career, in fact. So hearing that there might be something after - besides being dumped in Metal Valley and forgotten - gives him something like hope.]
That sounds nice.
[video]
But it's your handler's failure as much as your own, isn't it? [Or is Drift not getting how this works?]
...and you have no say in who you fight, where, or why? [Wow, Drift thought he'd had it bad. He'd done wrong things, fought wrong people, but at least he'd done them on his own volition.]
[And his own blame.]
[He grins. Sorry about the rust.]
You can, too. Just decide what or who you want to protect.
[EASY. Right?]
[text]
They direct our actions in the ring, yes, but we are the ones the spectators see. It was me that took a hit I could not recover from. [That, and he's extremely forgiving of his handlers. Especially Tak.]
Our handlers book the venues and fights; it is why they are handlers. And their reasons are not something they divulge to me. [Their reasons - money, grudges, or whatever - are their own, he figures, and that's good enough for him.]
[Picking who or what to protect. Hrm.]
I must think on this.
Pardon. I am not sure if this is forward, but you are rusting. [Rust is bad.]
[video]
[He has very strong feelings about cannon fodder.]
[He nods.] Take your time. It's a decision that deserves to be taken seriously.
[And oh yeah, that. For a moment, he'd forgotten.] Yes. It's a plague.
...it's not contagious.
[text]
[And he'd tried to get up. He had. He just. Couldn't.]
I will. Thank you.
[Wait. Did he hear that right? A plague? A plague on robots?] Your kind have plagues?
[video]
So you blame yourself for your loss?
[Yep, that's about right.] We do. Most likely this was a weapon from the DJD. Or the 3M.
[He shakes his head with a rueful smile.] Your way of fighting is a lot cleaner. In a lot of ways.
[text]
I cannot blame Tak for his performance. He did what he could. As did I. It was simply not enough.
[The whosiwhatsits? He's lost again, but he's pretty sure this is horrible.]
I am beginning to get that feeling. Can someone help you?
[video]
There's no shame in that. You can only do so much. Your frame has its limits.
[You get used to the lingo. You'll see, Noisy Boy.]
One of the problems with freedom: it's messier than they tell you.
Someone's working on a cure. But it's not contagious, so...[he shrugs. Looking gross and being in pain, not really a problem for him.]
[text]
[But it happened. At least for him, things were clear-cut. It was just him and the opponent and their handlers. Good and bad never really entered into it.]
Then I am glad you told me.
Even if it is not contagious, I hope a cure is found quickly. I do not like to see harm come to bots outside the ring. It is not right. [And this is definitely outside the ring and no one deserves rusting like that.]
[video]
[Drift's life seems filled with these moments--Gasket's death, in the gutters, his hands finding the gun, ending that past more finally than the stray shot that had taken Gasket from him.]
No one told me. I figured I could save you a few million years of struggle.
But it's worth it. That, you may have to trust me on blind faith.
[Drift shrugs.] It's no big deal. Believe me, I've been through worse. But thank you.
[text]
[Sometimes he still wishes that he could have won that match, true. But... he has enjoyed travelling since Tak sold him. His fights in so many other countries and seeing how they do things. He doubts he would have lasted quite this long if not for that loss, too. However far he's fallen since then or not.]
Thank you. The million years I doubt I could manage.
The faith, however, I believe I can.
Even if your circumstances have been worse before, your current situation is not diminished. [He can't even imagine worse, himself.]
[video]
[Drift does appreciate the bright side.]
Why not? You have parts. They can be replaced. Megatron's been rebuilt...dozens of time. I've been at least three. Why not you?
[He shrugs, more uncomfortable with the concern than the whole 'your insides are on the outside' thing.] Someone's working on a cure, and I didn't infect---[uh....] someone very close to me. That's what matters. Hope and trust.
[text]
[Optimism is the easier route for him, really.]
I have parts, but they are all specific to me. All of my kind may share similar hydraulics, but our construction and materials are unique to each bot. And the parts are not always easy to come by. Sometimes production is stopped on parts for older models entirely, because they are no longer in demand.
[He's always concerned when other bots are injured outside the ring. In the ring it's normal, but outside of it... not so much.] I am glad of both of those things. I hope you are able to find a cure soon. I do not know a single bot that would deserve what has happened to you.
[video]
[Drift cants his helm.] So do most of us. But parts can be machined. Our leader, Rodimus, just lost his arms. Ratchet made him a new pair. [Shrug. See? No big deal!]
One of the medics can easily keep you going, if that's your only worry. Trust me, I think they'd be glad to replace parts from age as opposed to, well, what I normally do to them.
[Says the mech who stabbed himself in the chassis. Yeah, no wonder Ratchet thought he was a bit...off.]
Don't worry about me. [Seriously. Stop. It feels weird.] But believe me, many would argue that I did deserve this. [Start with the DJD, add a few thousand Autobots with grudges, etc, etc.]
[text]
My worry is whether or not they could machine my parts - or find replacements in the Junk Pile. I doubt that Ratchet has ever made Skypanther Leg Springs before. I do not know most of my own parts, either.
Though I would be more worried about injuries here. I think I am the only one present that keeps fights to a ring. [And to strict guidelines... that still often lead to appendages being ripped off.]
[B-but worrying about other bots is A Thing for him. He even gets concerned for opponents he did massive damage to himself.] You have not given me any reason so far to believe their arguments. You seem a decent bot.
[video]
...and then bolt you to a table to make sure you get treatment. [Yeah, Ratchet is a little scary.]
You might have to change that, here. Not all fights have nice pretty rules. There's no one to enforce them here.
[Drift does not spend a lot of time worrying about injuring his enemies. Just his friends.] I try to be.
[text]
It is not something I can simply change. Even if I wished to; my programming enforces the rules of boxing. All of them. [They only needed someone in protective body armor to count the knockout down, and the ring girl to announce rounds.]
[He only worries about the opponent after the fight, really. Noisy Boy never really wanted to be responsible for ending another bot's career.] You are doing well from from where I am standing.
[video]
[Really seriously. ]
Hmmm. [That's that 'that could be a problem' tone. But he will solve this. Aha!] You know what you'd need then, is a partner. [Confident nod.]
I want to. I have a lot to make up for.
[text]
[Unless he's the only one that's powered down for most repairs.]
A partner? [Partner is a new one on him. While he knows that his handlers sometimes have them... There is no such thing as tag-team boxing.] How do I get one of those and what are they for?
Do you want to, or do you have to make up for something? [These things seem like they wouldn't entirely go together, for him.]
[video]
[Which is why Drift likes to stay in that side of the line, preferably on the 'doing the shooting' side of the equation.]
Partner? [Wow, where do you come from, again?] You work with them. They're strong where you're weak. Like, I partnered with a sniper once. He was better at distance. I was better close in.
In your case, someone to watch your back. [Do all those illegal moves you can't do.]
Both. But mostly for myself, to try to put right what I did wrong.
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