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[It seems like only just yesterday that Kay's feed clicked on with her newest revelation to the world. Well, it's that time again, and now she's...less as excited as last time. In fact, she looks rather distressed. Ever since she slept at Teddie's, she's gotten a closer look at the guitar that she'd received as of late. For awhile, she didn't question it.

Until Teddie brought up that it might be a Transformer child.

But Kay's not that stupid, she's learned how robots make babies. She's more worried about the guitar being something completely different. You see, the guitar is red. Crimson red with spikes adorning it, and two cow-like horns. Now who does that sound like? Well, she certainly has an idea. And that idea horrifies her.

Cliffjumper has been turned into her guitar.

What does she do. Her voice is slightly quivering, as she holds it in her hands with a face much like her icon.]

YOU GUYS... I THINK MY GUITAR IS CLIFFJUMPER.

[Do explain, crazy child.]

I-I mean...look! It's red...there's horns...

W-WHAT IF HE'S UNDER A CURSE??

[Well at least she's being rational.]

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[And that's when it hits him.]

You're killing me here, short stuff.

C-Cliffjumper?!

[Boy is she glad to hear you!]

[He's so going to mess with her. This is for all the cow stuff.]

So, I'm a little curious here, why'd you turn me into a guitar?

[There's a slight look to and from the guitar and her link. Guitar...link.

Guitar. Link.]

I...WAIT, YOU ARE THE GUITAR? Then how are you talking through this?!

Guitar link. How else am I supposed to talk? Guitars don't have mouths.

[SCIENCE.]

And trust me, you have no idea how awful it feels to be without a mouth. I almost feel sorry for--Wait, why won't you answer my question?

AHHH!

I'm so sorry Cliffy! I...I'll find a way to fix this, okay!?

What question?

Oh, you know, why you did this. You better believe you're going to fix it. You took my guns, short stuff, my guns.

Edited 2012-09-15 03:25 (UTC)

I'll try to change you back, just lemme think!

[Oh god the guitar is being sassy to her.]

[The sassiest guitar ever.]

Could you maybe think a little faster? You want to know what the ultimate punishment is? Not being able to scratch an itch because you don't have any arms.

Ah! Where does it itch, Cliff? I'll get it for you?

[She starts running her hand all over that guitar. JUST LIKE A DOG RIGHT?]

[He's trying so hard not to laugh. He can hear her scratching the guitar. Priceless.]

T-There! You got it! Great job, I would have been lost without you.

[You are horrible and you should feel bad.]

Great! I'm sorry...I'll uh...I'll take good care of you until you're better!

[We both know he never will.]

That's a good girl. And just remember, if I'm not talking it's because it takes a lot of effort for a guitar to chat, even over a link. Just means I'm storing my energy.

Edited 2012-09-15 06:27 (UTC)

O-Okay. What do you like to...sleep on? A pillow?

Oh wait, I can use my scarf!

Sure, go with the scarf. Just make sure it's snug, I won't be able to pick it up if it slips off. Maybe get me one of those little hats you humans like to wear, too.

You want a hat? I could try to find one! I mean...the junkpile has some!

But...what kind of hat? Cowboy? That seems to fit best!

[...Really?]

Try again, short stuff.

Uhm..

A-A fedora?

Sure, why not? I have no idea what that even is. Just as long as it doesn't have cow in the name.

I'll definitely find you one.

It'll be the best fedora ever! You'll like all suave and gangsta!

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