[Video, open to all, priority broadcast from Alpha Trion's Library]

[trionicpolarity]

[Please, have Alpha Trion sitting at a desk, looking very distinguished while he sorts through a stack of datapads and musty-looking books.]

Hm.

It seems that I may have...misplaced...something.

No need for alarm, it's nothing pivotal this time.

[He looks around the library, managing to appear only slightly less sheepish than he feels.]

However, given the recent events, I took the liberty of checking for the Tome of Possibilities, and...ah.

It wasn't there.

[Oops.]

Has anyone noticed any missing pages floating--perhaps literally--about?

Barring that, could anyone give me a list of what has changed?

[If he couldn't get the pages back, he might at least be able to set a few things to rights. Maybe. Hopefully before there was any major damage done.]

Comments

[audio]

[trionicpolarity]

That...would be the short of it, yes.

Have you seen any about?

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Yes, in fact, I have. I have one of these magical pages. Not on me, but it... Well, that could explain why the car I drew on it suddenly appeared in my room on top of me.

[audio]

[trionicpolarity]

I could see why that would pose a problem.

[Because really, waking up with unfamiliar cars is one of life's stranger surprises. Unless, of course, said car was particularly attractive.]

...

[Wait.]

You drew a car?

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

It was for an experiment!

Medical... bio-tech... experimental... theorizing.

[LOOK LAY OFF]

[audio]

[trionicpolarity]

Did it help you, at all?

[Mostly he just needs to know if you'll be wanting to keep this car, or if he should be magicking it back to the recesses of your mind.]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

No, not really. [he's trying not to sound disappointed] In fact, it's probably best it just disappeared back whence it came.

[audio]

[trionicpolarity]

I can certainly take care of that for you.

One...[He checks off a box]...less errant car on Cybertron.

Was it at least attractive?

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Thank you and-- [PERVS, ALL OF YOU] Sure.