re_alignment | [Video, open to all, priority broadcast from Alpha Trion's Library]

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[Please, have Alpha Trion sitting at a desk, looking very distinguished while he sorts through a stack of datapads and musty-looking books.]

Hm.

It seems that I may have...misplaced...something.

No need for alarm, it's nothing pivotal this time.

[He looks around the library, managing to appear only slightly less sheepish than he feels.]

However, given the recent events, I took the liberty of checking for the Tome of Possibilities, and...ah.

It wasn't there.

[Oops.]

Has anyone noticed any missing pages floating--perhaps literally--about?

Barring that, could anyone give me a list of what has changed?

[If he couldn't get the pages back, he might at least be able to set a few things to rights. Maybe. Hopefully before there was any major damage done.]

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I would like that, yes. There are thousands of books and datapads that have fallen through the Lambda, but with millions of possible universes out there my data is sadly incomplete. [Except about Starscreams. Everyone seems to write about them.]

That is one worry, yes. [He hasn't seen Amalgamous in quite some time...]

Suppose I'll see what I c'n recall. Not all that surprising what you've got is incomplete, though; lot of dimensions out there, and I'm sure mine isn't the only timestream that lost a lot of that sorta thing to war. [The thing about Starscreams wouldn't really surprise him; they're easy to ~~complain~~ write about.]

Would explain why pages of it ended up in our hands, unless the book has a mind of its own and an unfortunate sense of humor.

The war does seem to be the focal point of chaos in other universes. [Much like the Lambda is, in theirs.] I would, still, appreciate that.

...

And we'll just hope that's not the case. [MOST of his books behave.]

Still, did you find yourself inconvenienced or changed by this?

Only know of one timestream that hasn't had one yet. And lord the fact over the rest of us. [He rolls his optics.] I'll give it the old college try, then.

Changed, yes; I have thrusters in my legs now. The only inconvenience is that they c'n only be activated and deactivated with haiku.

... And that I don't have any skill in using them. [Which was part of why he'd abandoned that project to begin with.]

You've traveled through time? [Because, really, your poetry is nothing compared to that fact.]

So you'll be wanting to get rid of them I assume. [Still, doesn't hurt to ask.]

"Timestream" is just what they called dimensions, really. Since folks showed up from different times in the same dimensions. I'd rather avoid time travel if at all possible. [He does not want to deal with paradoxes, they hurt his head.]

Probably for the best if I do. I ain't meant to fly.

[Yes. You...really do have more information than he would have expected! Teaches him to assume.]

I believe that you and I are going to need to have a talk. In the good way! When you bring over your page, I'd like to hear more about these alternate dimensions. [It might be able to help them solve their own dimensional rift.]

As for the thrusters, I'll get those taken care of shortly.

[Just so, so dryly:] Are you sure we don't need to have a talk because you're breaking up with me?

I'll tell you what I know, if you don't mind a lesson in quantum physics while I'm at it. And potentially excessive amounts of numbers in ridiculous classification systems. [He might as well offer fair warning. Alpha Trion was nice enough to ask for what he knows rather than just taking it, after all.]

Appreciate it.

Now, now, you'd have to have my glyph first, for that!

[Humor! He has it!]

I would be incredibly interested in all of the above. We may be able to pool our thoughts and find a way to return all of you to where you belong.

If you chose to go, of course. [He'd be sad if you ALL left.]

Oh so that's why you won't go out with me. You're a glyphist.

[It is so nice to meet mechs with a sense of humor. They're in such short supply...]

Mm. If it's all the same I'd rather stay here. But I'd hate t'delay others from returning home.

So long as we don't accidentally unleash a zombie horde to start with. I'd have to shoot myself on principle if that happened. [Again.]

We take our creator's decisions into account. [Assuming it was even Primus who put those Glyphs on.] However, sometimes opposites attract.

...

My preference would be to avoid the zombies. If they happen, though, don't shoot yourself.

[He pauses.]

It would just increase their numbers.

Mm, so he's the one handing out glowing tattoos at the door, huh? [Ever the skeptic on that front.]

Ah, that would all depend on where I shoot myself, wouldn't it? [He chuckles lightly.] Besides, if I started a zombie apocalypse, someone oughta shoot me. I should know better than doin' that.

He might be. Or it could be an elaborate hoax, or a scheme to indicate who one's life partners should be. As you may have guessed, our presence here seems to be largely about learning these sorts of things.

[Thanks for that, Primus.]

How many times has it happened, before?

We're in the dark, you're in the dark... that's all just so. Cute.

[Or familiar in a way that makes his tanks roil.]

Twice. Once a piece in the other two dimensional hubs I visited. Not pleasant either time.

Is it? Because I think I would have gone for 'distressing' instead of cute. [But maybe cute means something different where you're from. He'll have to tweak the communicators.]

At least I'll know who to call if the undead begin to walk.

You're not overly familiar with sarcasm, I take it? [It's okay. Barricade's tone can be awfully dry whether it's sarcasm or not.]

Well, let's hope it doesn't happen, anyway. Always ends with a lot of running and screaming and processor aches.

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