AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Herro, baby! The way I tarku shouldo be ignored.

Importanto: Brullu has set of exprosions. We needo to stop him.

Raav you, baby! Who is to know how to disaberu bomb?

Comments

voice;

[thxforthememories]

...

Maybe you should try using the text function.

text;

[engrishdetective]

it is to change my words just os baadly cat planet

text;

[thxforthememories]

At least this way it doesn't make sound.

... Cat what?

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Notto my plobrem.

Nebelmindo! We need to find Brullu.

AUDIO;

[thxforthememories]

Brullu?

Who is that?

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Brullu! Brullu! He is veli veli fasto!

Got to go fast!

AUDIO;

[thxforthememories]

...






Do you have a picture?

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Why would I to be takingu pictulus of him?

AUDIO;

[thxforthememories]

I don't know. But it would be helpful now.

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Ugh! You telliberu cop!

AUDIO;

[thxforthememories]

I wasn't meant to be one. Remember?

[Thankfully, it's possible to see other responses, so...]

You mean Blurr. Where is he?

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

[Four doesn't even speak and he can probably say that better.]

...

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Dotto?

TEXT;

[4_toteachus]

[How do you drive a mute doll to speechlessness?]

I have never heard English spoken like that before.

It's quite terrible actually.

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

I am to know thatto! [He huffs.] Notto impoltanto!

audio

[percept]

...Brullu?

audio

[engrishdetective]

Brullu! Veli fasto roboto.

audio

[percept]

[ Wh--

Oh. ]

Blurr?

audio

[engrishdetective]

Yes! Yes, Brullu. Good job, Percy!

audio

[percept]

[ GOLD STAR. ]

Do you know where the bombs are?

audio

[engrishdetective]

No. I am tlyingu to find them. I do notto know if they are tliggeredo lemoteri or if they are time bombs.

audio

[percept]

Would you like assistance in locating them?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What you are doing to the beautiful English Language is criminal!

Seriously.

If by 'disaberu' you mean 'shoot it till it's done blowing up, I'm your mech.

[video]

[engrishdetective]

Allest me rater!

Veli bad idea. Shooting a bomb? Feh!

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You don't set the schedule for JUSTICE.

[Whirl does. And as soon as he's done ironing his cape? You're on the List.]

Eh. Shows how much you know.

[video]

[engrishdetective]

It is to be setto now!

I know. Find Brullu instead.

: [video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hey. Back off. You don't tell me when to schedule justice.

I'm the one with the cape! [Surprise! Even as a superhero, Whirl's a jerk.]

Logic time: if he's remote detonating them. And he's Blurr-...u, we don' really have a chance of catching him. Better off finding a way to disrupt the signal.

[video]

[engrishdetective]

If it is remotto, then easy to do. Can you do such a thing?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Alas, Whirl has a cape and a deep booming hero voice and pretentious vocabulary, but no, he can't do that. He's still...Whirl.]

So you say.

This requires TEAMWORK.

[mccrane]

I believe your translator is broken again.

Did you mention a bomb?

[engrishdetective]

My Engrishu is not that bad, McLean.

Yes. Brullu's fauruto, I think.

[mccrane]

...

[What is a 'fauruto?']

I don't think that...you're speaking English, at all. [Because if you were, the translator would be fine. STILL, he does catch that 'yes.']

Do you know where?

[drillsandballs]

....

I think the only things I really understood about that was your normal English, something about stopping someone, and bomb.

Do you know where it is? I could try to bury it.

Video

[has_guts]

[Okay, Ginrai is from Japan. He knows what some people sound like when they're trying to speak English. But this...?]

...What?