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[goldblooded]

Noisy Boy's got some friends here, yeah? You guy should be careful around him, old thing's completely blind. No question about it. All those punches to the head must have knocked something loose.

[AKA can you believe Noisy insulted his obviously gorgeous self?! Only blind people don't fawn over him. And nobody likes blind people.]

Comments

[text]

[goldblooded]

Humans think we're remote controlled toys, these bots don't. They don't pay attention and then try and blame it on the fact that I can't talk.

[text]

[wakizashi_straight]

We do not all communicate in the same way. It is not just their responsibility to deal with that. It is yours as well.

[text]

[goldblooded]

They should learn, because I'm not texting them.

[text]

[wakizashi_straight]

If you behave like that to them, they will not learn just to spite you.

[text]

[goldblooded]

I don't want to talk to them anyway.

[text]

[wakizashi_straight]

If you cannot speak to them, you cannot convince them to fight you.

[text]

[goldblooded]

I can fight the really stupid one.

[Whirl and him had words before he even started using text. There. That's one bot he could get to fight.]

[text]

[wakizashi_straight]

None of them have seemed particularly stupid to me.

[Seriously.]

[text]

[goldblooded]

Then you haven't met the idiot.

[text]

[wakizashi_straight]

What is the bot's name? Insulting him tells me nothing.

[text]

[goldblooded]

I don't know.

[Noisy. Did you really expect him to actually acknowledge that people have names when they aren't said over a loud speaker?]

[text]

[wakizashi_straight]

Then perhaps you should find out.

[Yes. Yes he does.]

[text]

[goldblooded]

Why?

[But Noisy he doesn't want to!]

[text]

[wakizashi_straight]

Because it will be good for you to find other bots to irritate besides me.

[Too bad, Midas. Now go make some friends and then clean your room.]

[text]

[goldblooded]

I'm not irritating.

[By my room, you mean yours right?]

[text]

[wakizashi_straight]

You can be.

[Why are you living in my room anyway, don't you have one in your temple?]

[text]

[goldblooded]

You should consider yourself lucky I even talk to you.

[Yes, that's where my controller is. But it's far and then I'd have to walk all the way back just to follow you.]

[text]

[wakizashi_straight]

I have better bots I could speak to. Ones that do not presume to know my creator.

[Yeah, he's not going to let that insult slide.]

[text]

[goldblooded]

I didn't presume anything. You're just touchy.

[text]

[wakizashi_straight]

So are you.

[text]

[goldblooded]

Since when?

[text]

[wakizashi_straight]

Since you took offense at my dislike of your appearance.

[text]

[goldblooded]

Because you're blind.

[text]

[wakizashi_straight]

Stop lying to the bots here about my current condition; they are smarter than that.

Re: [text]

[goldblooded]

If you're not blind then you must be broken. No one thinks I'm not appealing to look at.