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Noisy Boy's got some friends here, yeah? You guy should be careful around him, old thing's completely blind. No question about it. All those punches to the head must have knocked something loose.

[AKA can you believe Noisy insulted his obviously gorgeous self?! Only blind people don't fawn over him. And nobody likes blind people.]

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[Aw Noisy Boy, thank you for trying to explain this derp.]

I am to assume he deals in less than legal activities.

[If only there was more he could do to try, but he really can't.]

He does, correct. In the ring, at least; combat in the WRB is regulated.

In the Underworld it is not.

So your fights are for show.

They are for entertainment. Other here have compared them to gladiatorial matches.

...Affascinante.

And this is common in your world?

That is Italian, correct? I am afraid I am not familiar with that language, currently.

It is quite common; there are an extremely large number of boxing bots throughout my version of Earth, both in the League and the Underworld.

Ah, my apologies. Yes. It is. I would like to know more, when you have the time.

It is all right. I have made it through several communication issues here.

I will be pleased to explain. Not many of the bots here are taken with the idea of robot boxing.

[Mostly because there are horrible implications in there, but! Noisy likes telling people anyway. Someday he hopes a Cybertronian will get it without being horrified first.]

Edited (my spelling mistakes scream 'time for bed') 2012-09-22 05:00 (UTC)

Sparring is not anything new to our kind. I cannot see how it is something to be horrified at. Are they matches to the death?

The good ones are.

You must not have done a good job if Noisy Boy is still standing.

His head was hung up on Crash Palace's wall for months. And he lost an arm.

And you enjoyed this.

I didn't put his head there. His handler sold it.

[What?]

Handler?

Humans built us and they control us in our matches.

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[Abuh-wha?]

Why would Charlie do that?

Edited 2012-09-22 12:19 (UTC)

How would I know? He sold your head to Crash Palace and they put it up out front. You should have seen how proud they were that I took you down.

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Underworld matches are, primarily by necessity; they do not seem to employ referees or judges so they have little other way to determine a winner.

In WRB matches, death is not required, but does occur incidentally in some matches. I know my creator's latest bot has a penchant for this.

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It does not surprise me that the Underworld has such high stakes. I am glad to see you avoid such matches when possible.

I am personally not fond of scrapping other bots. I have not met one that deserved to have their career end like that. It is saddening.

Unfortunately, we cannot control how our handlers approach matches.

You are an honorable mech, Noisy Boy.

[He likes you.]

[Well, he was built to be a samurai, after all.]

That is kind of you to say.

Though I am afraid I do not have your name, to thank you properly.

You are quite welcome. I am Mirage.

Then thank you, Mirage. You seem like a level-headed and decent bot and I am pleased to have met you.

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