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[goldblooded]

Noisy Boy's got some friends here, yeah? You guy should be careful around him, old thing's completely blind. No question about it. All those punches to the head must have knocked something loose.

[AKA can you believe Noisy insulted his obviously gorgeous self?! Only blind people don't fawn over him. And nobody likes blind people.]

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[goldblooded]

Doesn't mean it didn't happen.

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[wakizashi_straight]

Unless Charlie or Max are present to explain the situation, I do not believe you at all.

[Welcome to the "Unwavering Faith In His Humans" portion of tonight's program...]

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[goldblooded]

What if one of the other humans show up? Would you believe them?

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[wakizashi_straight]

They are not my handler, or related to my handler. Why should I?

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[goldblooded]

Fine, stay in denial.

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[wakizashi_straight]

You have lied about me once already. I do not see a reason why you would not lie again.

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[goldblooded]

I punch off heads, not hang them on the wall. Your head stays out there long enough and it could take away my attention.

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[wakizashi_straight]

You are that interested in my head? Perhaps Kay is right about you wishing to be involved with me.

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[goldblooded]

What? Don't be ridiculous.

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[wakizashi_straight]

You are the one talking about getting distracted by my head.

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[goldblooded]

The humans not me! They stare at your head long enough and they might not fawn over me as much.

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[wakizashi_straight]

That is hardly my problem. The humans can be intrigued by whatever they wish to be. I had better press than you, anyway.

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[goldblooded]

And yet my career is better than yours.

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[wakizashi_straight]

And yet you have not been in any publications, because the careers of Underworld bots mean little to the rest of boxing.

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[goldblooded]

League boxing isn't real boxing, you can barely fight. And your handler's new bot had an Underworld career.

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[wakizashi_straight]

And if he gets into the League they will discount him for that fact. The Underworld is not boxing, it is barely-coordinated mayhem.

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[goldblooded]

The humans wouldn't call it boxing if it wasn't boxing.

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[wakizashi_straight]

Boxing does not include kicking. Otherwise it would be called kickboxing, which is illegal in the ring. Which is what you do.

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[goldblooded]

People wouldn't make as much money if we did things legally.

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[wakizashi_straight]

They make more money in legal matches.

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[goldblooded]

Your fans too?

[Because Midas is all about making his fans love him even more.]

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[wakizashi_straight]

They do. And they have stuck by me even after my loss to Rubicon. Can you say the same?

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[goldblooded]

You really don't know much about the Underworld.

I've never lost, my fans don't have to deal with loosing money.

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[wakizashi_straight]

The only fans that truly matter are the ones that forgive even those losses. Otherwise they are not truly fans at all.

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[goldblooded]

Doesn't change the fact that I don't loose.