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Noisy Boy's got some friends here, yeah? You guy should be careful around him, old thing's completely blind. No question about it. All those punches to the head must have knocked something loose.

[AKA can you believe Noisy insulted his obviously gorgeous self?! Only blind people don't fawn over him. And nobody likes blind people.]

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I do. You have no idea how much I do.

[Allow him to do his best 'chickenhead' at you.]

Bring it.

Consider it brought. Ed.

Time and place.

This Vector Prime guy's place. Now. Unless you want some time to say your goodbyes.

You're so on.

And you might want to use these last moments to primp that thing on your head.

It's drooping.

[It's not, Whirl's just a dick.]

[Excuse you his mohawk is perfect, but he'll brush it back anyway.]

You're the one that isn't going to win.

[So. Vain. Whirl can't stand it.]

Hey, ever heard the one about the mech who brought fists to a gunfight?

[Because you're about to be that mech.]

Those jokes will be all you have after I'm finished with you.

My awesome sense of humor and that stupid red brush you wear on your head.

...think I'll use it to clean my feet. Looks.......tickly.

You wish.

[Like he'd ever let something like that happen.]

Trust me, my wishes are a lot bigger than that.

And less stupid looking. [He could keep this up alllllll day, Mid-aft.]

Like actually winning a fight?

[Because like this guy could ever win a single fight.]

Yeah. Maybe I'll get lucky.

...

On your face.

Yeah. Maybe I'll get lucky.

...

On your face.

[Whirl would totally teabag you if/when he wins.]

Doubt it.

[Whirl you don't even have the right parts to do a proper teabag.]

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