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[goldblooded]

Noisy Boy's got some friends here, yeah? You guy should be careful around him, old thing's completely blind. No question about it. All those punches to the head must have knocked something loose.

[AKA can you believe Noisy insulted his obviously gorgeous self?! Only blind people don't fawn over him. And nobody likes blind people.]

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[whirlljack.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Kind of noticed that. Not designed for much, are you?

Yeah? He's gonna learn fast.

[whirlljack.]

[wakizashi_straight]

Negative; I was only built for boxing. Which I cannot accomplish without a proper handler.

I can only hope he does.

: [whirlljack.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

So, you're kinda screwed here, huh?

[This is his scheming face.] What does your 'handler' do?

[Other than 'handle' you. Which. Ew.]

Oh if he doesn't he won't be a problem, either.

[whirlljack.]

[wakizashi_straight]

If 'screwed' is a situation that is negative, then yes.

[Your weird slang escapes him.]

Our handlers take care of booking our matches, as well as directing out actions in the ring. All boxing bots have one.

How do you mean?