[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[The video feed pops on to this:
  Around the kitten, you can see the rippling silver folds of...is that a cape? You've seen that before, recently, normally dangling from the spindly shoulders of Haven's favorite helicopter. (Since his competition for that title is basically Airachnid? Whirl wins. By a tiny, tiny bit.) The kitten moves forward, bumping the camera with its nose and then, a voice, familiar enough.]

Graaah This sucks.

((ooc: refers to this ))

Comments

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Have an Ambulontastic sneer.] Right. Okay.

[The kitten. The adorable ball of soft fur, and big, adorable eyes, looking so lovable - promptly folds arms over chest]

I don't see the appeal.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hehe. You haven't seen the mods I have in mind for him.

.... [wait for it.]

Jetpack. Two missile racks, and a chaingun.

[Admit it, that would be awesome.]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

... Now I really don't see appeal.

[Maybe a jetpack. But just a jetpack.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hnh. You're just jealous because he'll have such a sweet alt.

[ADMIT IT.]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[YYYYOOOOOU]

Giving the cat some mods and guns does not equate an alt mode. It can't transform. [huff]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[You love him.]

No, but it can shoot anyone who makes fun of it.

[Which makes up for a lot.]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

You know.

I think you're on to something here.

Those lacking a sufficient alt mode, or one all together, should come equipment with some sort of weapon to compensate. Something like mace. A whole lot of mace. It does terrible things to the optics, you know.

[Smarmy git]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Of course I am.

[He's Whirl. GENIUS.]

Yeah? Mace? Maybe a taser, though.