[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[The video feed pops on to this:
  Around the kitten, you can see the rippling silver folds of...is that a cape? You've seen that before, recently, normally dangling from the spindly shoulders of Haven's favorite helicopter. (Since his competition for that title is basically Airachnid? Whirl wins. By a tiny, tiny bit.) The kitten moves forward, bumping the camera with its nose and then, a voice, familiar enough.]

Graaah This sucks.

((ooc: refers to this ))

Comments

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Damn straight. Gonna kill the hell out of everything when I'm done with him

[He's so proud.]

....lasers, you say.

[IDEA.]

[raceme]

[OH FRAG.]

NO I said...er...oranges!

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah. Orange would be a good color for the lasers. [Whirl is musing. Splat with lasers? Pew pew mew. He likes it.]

[raceme]

You ALWAYS have to do this?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah. Rung's always talking about being 'consistent'.

[There you go: consistently appalling. Therapy's working!]

[raceme]

And you trust him? I justmethimandheseems...nice.

[Also interested in Blurr's life and troubles. It makes him a bit wary.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Have a completely pitying look. ]

You're asking me if I trust someone. [Really? This IS Whirl you're talking to.]

[A shrug.] He hasn't screwed me over.

...yet.

[raceme]

Considering how little you think of people in general YOU being ^able to _{at least} trust someone it would say a LOT about that someone.

[He knows that. And if whirl kinda-sorta-likes Rung that means the old bot must be really special.]

Itssomething.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Right. I'm going to say this nice and slow.


Just to frustrate you. [Because you're all about speed so he's going to do the opposite.]

Don't.


Frag.


With.


Rung.

[raceme]

It doesn't _frustrate me everyone is slower than me.

[He's used to it, d'uh.]

I wasn't going to fr...mess with him I told you I think he's nice.

[But you care about Eyebrowsbot, so sweet, Whirl.]

oh god i'm sorry

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Everyone's cooler than you, too.

That mean you're gonna draw him evil too, now?

LOL no need to apologize, I love Whirl. I know how he is ♥

[raceme]

nothefirsttimeiveheardthat....try harder the next time if you are trying to offend me Whirl.

[...yeah, harder like that.]

I was the pages's fault...

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I don't care enough to try to offend you.

Uh huh. And if you'd drawn all of you as kittens having a tea party, I kinda think there wouldn't have been, you know, bombs.

Blame the pages all you want. If it makes you feel better. It was still your idea.

[raceme]

It was just a drawing! Some random doodles! Those weren't supposed to be real.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Doodles of...your imagination. Your. You know, that word that means 'responsible'?

[Opticroll] It's like fraggin' policework. Maybe you didn't intend to kill someone, but if someone dies and you pulled the trigger, you killed someone.

Face it. Something made you pick the nice mechs to frag with. You didn't pick an opposite me or Prism, for example.

[raceme]

If someone dies because someone else gave me a weapon without me noticing or knowing what the thing does then WHO should be responsible? Me or the person who handled me the weapon without me knowing?

I only had one page.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You know what's funny? [Whirl-funny, meaning not funny at all.] Everyone's always like 'Whirl you're a fraggin' sicko!' 'Whirl you're a bad mech'. Know what? I didn't take the nicest mechs here and fantasize about them being evil.

[Nope, he fantasized about Fort Max getting exploded. He deserves it, though.]

Yeah, good thing, huh? Did enough damage with just one.

[raceme]

That is not funny at all and care to TELL ME who called you a sicko and a bad mech to your face? [Is everything always about you, Whirl?

...right.]

Again it was a harmless doodle YOU used the page too.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

No. Because it's not police business. [Stay out of it, you busybody.]

Yeah. Caused a lot of fraggin' damage for a 'harmless' doodle.

[raceme]

If you are ^{not going to tell} so we can help then stop complaining about it <sub>are you fishing for sympathy? Because it's not necessary. [Nyah nyah.]

The page is still to blame not the doodle.</sub>

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Help? Did I fraggin' ask for you to meddle in ancient fraggin' history? You got a time machine in that stupid thing on your helm or something?

[Sympathy? From you? Right.]

Uh huh. Funny how the page didn't do the doodling. If you'd drawn everyone hugging under a rainbow, none of this would have happened. But you keep telling yourself, and us that....while you expect us to buy your 'apology'. Because you can't apologize unless you fraggin' you know, take responsibility.

[raceme]

If it's ancient history then stop whining about it.

One thing is to take responsibility and a whole different one to be your personal punching bag.

Believe whatever you want Whirl.

[And with that, he cuts the transmission.]