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I might have accidentally started the fireworks early.

[The edges of his plating are singed, and just behind him the very flaming carcass of an automobile is roaring in its death throes.]

Energon, it seems, is not a viable replacement for gasoline. [He is grateful he didn't try consuming it before this test, and even more grateful that he managed to start the vehicle from a distance.]

[Since. Ah. It exploded.]

I don't suppose anyone has any suggestions? Or a way to convert us to a different fuel source?

Or some wash-cloths and soap?

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As opposed to what-sized equipment? [he grins, a little, shrugging] I've got all kinds, mech. Liege's probably the only one who even comes close, but he works a little differently than I do. Little more on the theorizing, you know? Not so much the practical.

Human-sized. [Of course.]

Most things on my world weren't scaled to robots.

[He likes the idea of this practical science.] I will bring you an empty vehicle the first chance that I get. The sooner this problem is solved... [He looks down at himself, and his very charred paint-job.] ...the sooner we'll be able to spend our time on more important tasks.

More mechs than humans here, and I still remember when there weren't any at all. [he chuckles, then nods]

Bring it over, let me know if you need help. We'll work something out, one way or another.

There are so many of you. It has taken some getting used to.

[It's taken a LOT of getting used to! However, he smiles, and nods.] Thank you, ah...

[SUDDEN HORRIFIED LOOK OF NOT KNOWING PROTOCOL.]

...

What do you prefer to be called?

[HEY MAN CALM DOWN he's chill. have Nexus hold up a hand]

Nexus is fine. There's enough of us Primes that if you use that, you'll have half of Cybertron looking at you.

Nexus, then. [He smiles.] Thank you.

Hey, better than leaving you guys to rust, right?

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